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A couple made a deal that whom  ever died first would come back and inform the other of the after life. Their  biggest fear was that there was no after  life.

After a long life together, the  husband was the first to die.

True  to his word, he made the first contact, 'Betty, Betty?'

'Is that you,  Steve?'

'Yes, I've come back like we agreed.'

'That's wonderful!  What's it like?'

'Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have  breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in  the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch  (you'd be proud, lots of greens) another romp around the golf course, then  pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to  golf course again.

Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch  some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over  again.'

'Oh, Steve you surely must be in Heaven!'







'Not exactly....  I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona.

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Whoa... I just remembered Liz calls me her "Bunny"... Back to the greens...

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glow=yellow][scroll][shadow=red] Correction..."LIZ" says..  :whistle: You just can't go wrong with TomTom onboard !![/shadow] [/scroll][shadow=gold][/shadow][shadow=cyan][/shadow][/shadow]

I wanna put my putter in the hole......