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PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 8:32 am 
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It was in the mid 60's I was over the hill and hitchhiking south out of Knoxville Tn. I finally made it out to the interstate when a state bull went whipping south and a half a mile down crossed the median and headed back my way. I immediately ducked under the fence and started talking to a farmer with a great big tomato patch. The bull continued south and the farmer handed me a hoe. After awhile 2 or 3 cars showed up with black ladies with hoes. They looked at me with disbelief Wats a white boy doin out her hoin' matas? I laughed and immediately was in love. They joked about being ho's We spent the morning hoing and singing and sweating. At noon they shared their lunch. The farmer gave me I think $20 I hugged them all and hit the interstate again...

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two types of hoes I know about.

Ones' in the garden shed...

the other goes behind the shed to well...

OH, that's a HO! Silly me! :mrgreen: :withstupid:


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Hello... Is there a point to this story or are you just shooting the breeze? I mean no disrespect at all, it's just that I don't know what this has to do with the price of eggs? Unless I'm missing something. :)


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'Twasn't eggs, it was 'matas!


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I'm so confused

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I support single mothers... One dollar at a time.. :o


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:lol: You guys are too funny! I didn't expect this kinda reaction but you certainly made me laugh this morning! :) It is a confusing thread but it looks like we're all making the best of it! Carry On! :wink:


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I had to get me a new hoe, my brother in-law has my old hoe. :roll:


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jdmeister @ Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:20 pm wrote:
I support single mothers... One dollar at a time.. :o
no lapdances??? You cheap baaaaastard! :P


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knightshow @ Fri Jun 27, 2008 4:18 am wrote:
jdmeister @ Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:20 pm wrote:
I support single mothers... One dollar at a time.. :o
no lapdances??? You cheap baaaaastard! :P


Hahahaha..


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omg.... you guys are all nuts! :lol:

.... and that's why I'm still here! :D

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great to see ya Crystal!

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You too, Matt! mwah! :wave:

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