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karaoke koyote
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srnitynow @ Tue Mar 10, 2009 11:18 am wrote: Koyote, are you sure you're not a WOLF?  Rosario Woof! 
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MorganLeFey @ Tue Mar 10, 2009 5:01 am wrote: ahh I see you are a man who enjoys understatement and subtlety  Don't forget "Tequila" can be a real sexy song..
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Quote: Well, IMHO there are few things better in life (if you're a man )than a cute chick getting up to sing a sexy karaoke song. What are your favs?
Goodbye Earl.
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Karen K
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BlueStainedShoes @ Tue Mar 10, 2009 1:53 pm wrote: Quote: Well, IMHO there are few things better in life (if you're a man )than a cute chick getting up to sing a sexy karaoke song. What are your favs? Goodbye Earl. Too funny! I didn't want to be the first female to respond to this. On the other hand, a good looking, hunky dude singing almost any Richard Marx song can melt a million hearts - Something like "Now and Forever" .... oooooh, baby. Oh, and when hubby sings, "Have I Told You Lately" (which he sings JUST like Rod Stewart) while standing in front of me, smiling the whole time - that is sexy to this mama.
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Patricia The Stripper, or any cute girl who says "If I scew up I'll take my top off", and she does. Happens a few times here.
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karaoke koyote
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Karen K @ Tue Mar 10, 2009 2:10 pm wrote:
Too funny! I didn't want to be the first female to respond to this. On the other hand, a good looking, hunky dude singing almost any Richard Marx song can melt a million hearts - Something like "Now and Forever" .... oooooh, baby. Oh, and when hubby sings, "Have I Told You Lately" (which he sings JUST like Rod Stewart) while standing in front of me, smiling the whole time - that is sexy to this mama.
Lol. I have found that Journey songs like Faithfully, Open Arms, Send Her my Love tend to have a knee woobling effect on the ladies 
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Here's whats sexy to me. I acually had this conversation with my buddy two days ago.
The song really isn't what does it. Whenever I've seen someone new sing it changes their sexy factor.
1) A beautiful girl gets up and can sing and becomes phenominally sexy!
2) An average girl gets up and can sing and becomes beautiful !
3) A not so great looking girl gets up and can sing and becomes mildly attractive.
So if shes an 8, she'd become a 10. If shes terrible, shes still an 8. If a 5 gets up, and shes good, all of a sudden why didn't I notice that 8 walk in, oh wait, she was a 5 when she walked in.
We were actually talking about a friend of mine. Very cute face but 30 or 40 lbs overweight. Great personality and cute face made her a good friend. When I first hear her sing and it was beautiful. Suddenly that 30 lbs just kinda became sexy curves and I had a little crush.
I'm just saying.
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Karen K @ Tue 10 Mar, 2009 2:10 pm wrote:
Too funny! I didn't want to be the first female to respond to this. On the other hand, a good looking, hunky dude singing almost any Richard Marx song can melt a million hearts - Something like "Now and Forever" .... oooooh, baby. Oh, and when hubby sings, "Have I Told You Lately" (which he sings JUST like Rod Stewart) while standing in front of me, smiling the whole time - that is sexy to this mama.
Haha, I didn't think I'd be welcome, but they don't seem to have noticed that a coupla women snuck in... they're too busy recalling those "sexy songs" they've heard sang at karaoke;)
For me, the Dierks song "Come a little closer"... is like mmm, mmm, it's kinda sexy/romantic. Now, if the guy is a dork or can't carry a tune, then nah... but get a good lookin' guy (perhaps, wearing a cowboy hat) singing a good version of that song, then I'm lost in the moment.
"Pour some sugar on me".... totally different effect on me. I dunno what it is about that song, but... dang.  ....
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OK, I don't want to go off on a rant here.. however, it's been said by folks that seem to know, that singing may have developed before language/speaking.
The thought is, it's a mating thing..
Not unlike many other animals..
I'm just sayin'
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I'd venture to say there isn't any one song that is "sexy". As Karyoker said it's all in the presentation.
Had a gal sing The Who's "Squeezebox" tonight. I'd never seen any sexiness in the song before her rendition was *FANTASTIC*. No over anything, all nice innuendo. She was a girl you'd look past in a crowd, completely average until she got on stage and sang that song.
Made me think I'd like to squeeze her myself 
-Gryf, never look at an accordion the same way, Gryf
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The songs I think are sexiest are the ones you can dirty dance to with someone else. Two of my favorites are "You're Makin' Me High," by Toni Braxton, and "Let's Get It On," by Marvin Gaye.
Oh -- and I think if a guy can sing Chris Isaak's "Wicked Game" well, he's pretty much guaranteed that some girl's pants are going to fall off. Very sexy song.
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birdofsong @ Wed Mar 11, 2009 3:08 am wrote: -- and I think if a guy can sing Chris Isaak's "Wicked Game" well, he's pretty much guaranteed that some girl's pants are going to fall off. Very sexy song.
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Roflmao! I can personaly verify the truth to that statement! 
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Lonman @ Tue Mar 10, 2009 12:36 pm wrote: Instead of the line
All the boys think she's a spy,
She's got Bette Davis Eyes.
Sing it
All the boys think she's a guy,
She's got big ol hairy thighs.
Marty Feldman Eyes
But any way, the suggestions like Black Velvet and Hey Big Spender done well are very hot, of course anything Vicki sings is HAWT!!!
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One nigh we closed the bar and all went down to Dennys to get breakfast. It was so packed the young kid gave up on trying to maintain a non smoking section and was running to try to get everybody served. We waited for awhile and all of a sudden Janey stuck a straight back chair out in front of him, draped a leg across the back with a short skirt on. She pulled out a boob and said "Just wat the hell does a gal have to do to get sumpin to eat in here?".I was laughing so hard I was crying
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srnitynow @ March 10th 2009, 13:08 wrote: Yeah, C., I had one of those at my show the other night (around closing). Drunk as a skunk, decides she wants to sing " La Isla Bonita ". First, she had the (wolf pack) from the bar area following behind her as she came in to sing. FIRST thing she does when she gets the mic in her hand, you guessed it, grabs it by the cord and swings it. The music goes quiet, I say, " You don't twirl my mic, unless you want to buy it", She apologizes. She starts singing, AND dancing, then decides to pull up a chair, but instead of sitting on it, she stands on top of it and dances, touching herself, the whole bit. While the WOLFPACK drools. She FINALLY made it through the song, then nearly kills herself by falling, while getting down from the chair, headlong into a table. A REAL class act. Nearly fell into my speaker, and turns around and tells me, " I Know, If I Break It I Have To Pay For It", to which I replied "You're Right There." BIG DIFFERENCE between sexy, and slutty.
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Haha... we had a girl come into our karaoke bar one night... got up to sing Total Eclipse of the Heart (which CAN be sexy done right - however, she caterwauled through it) and acted slutty as could be, doing stripper dance moves, romancing the pillar etc etc... About halfway through I notice something white hanging out the back of her jeans. I leaned over to the guy beside me and say "Ummmm... is that toilet paper???"
Yep. It was. Then someone at the table bet a friend to go remove it for $5... he did. She suddenly realized why we were all howling with laughter, gave us all the finger then yanked down her jeans and undies and spanked her butt. I have it all on video  .
Turns out she works at the same place the rest of the people at my table do, just nobody knew her. Apparently my friend who'd removed the TP saw her a few days later as he was getting on the elevator. She must have remembered him cause she went red and lowered her eyes.
All that being said, my friend Rebecca does Ride On quite often - definitely a sexy song for a girl to do. _________________ Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. (I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.)
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My husband sings Paul Weller tunes and I melt....then again, he also sings sick,rude,hilarious parodies of random songs,which I find even sexier.Nothing sexier than a man who is clever AND obnoxiously funny.
I used to go out singing with a friend who sang 'One Way Or Another' by Blondie and would get in guys faces while she sang it, just really worked the crowd, and guys would totally drool over her.
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fiery @ Wed Mar 11, 2009 7:10 pm wrote: srnitynow @ March 10th 2009, 13:08 wrote: Yeah, C., I had one of those at my show the other night (around closing). Drunk as a skunk, decides she wants to sing " La Isla Bonita ". First, she had the (wolf pack) from the bar area following behind her as she came in to sing. FIRST thing she does when she gets the mic in her hand, you guessed it, grabs it by the cord and swings it. The music goes quiet, I say, " You don't twirl my mic, unless you want to buy it", She apologizes. She starts singing, AND dancing, then decides to pull up a chair, but instead of sitting on it, she stands on top of it and dances, touching herself, the whole bit. While the WOLFPACK drools. She FINALLY made it through the song, then nearly kills herself by falling, while getting down from the chair, headlong into a table. A REAL class act. Nearly fell into my speaker, and turns around and tells me, " I Know, If I Break It I Have To Pay For It", to which I replied "You're Right There." BIG DIFFERENCE between sexy, and slutty.
Rosario Haha... we had a girl come into our karaoke bar one night... got up to sing Total Eclipse of the Heart (which CAN be sexy done right - however, she caterwauled through it) and acted slutty as could be, doing stripper dance moves, romancing the pillar etc etc... About halfway through I notice something white hanging out the back of her jeans. I leaned over to the guy beside me and say "Ummmm... is that toilet paper???" Yep. It was. Then someone at the table bet a friend to go remove it for $5... he did. She suddenly realized why we were all howling with laughter, gave us all the finger then yanked down her jeans and undies and spanked her butt. I have it all on video . Turns out she works at the same place the rest of the people at my table do, just nobody knew her. Apparently my friend who'd removed the TP saw her a few days later as he was getting on the elevator. She must have remembered him cause she went red and lowered her eyes. All that being said, my friend Rebecca does Ride On quite often - definitely a sexy song for a girl to do. Ummm do we get to see the video? I often go to Ontario, specifically Toronto and up towards Ottawa. Know where Perth is?
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