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I hear this one a lot:

"I was on American Idol..."

How fast did they kick you off?

One guy offers me $20 to sing next. I tell him I don't take bribes. He tells me I don't know how to run a business, a smart person would take the money. That night, I had a new way to state my mission, which I shared with him. "I've been in this business for 8 years, because I know it's smarter to piss off one person, and keep 20 people happy, than keep one person happy, and piss of 20 people. Now piss off."

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Wam bam thank you m'am.

Not if that one person is the owner...