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Everybody seems to think they need all these rules. What would you have for private swinger partys? (I have done friendfinder parties)

No sex on the stage with the singer unless it is quick because there are others waiting to sing. We actually discourage nudity on stage.
Dont kiss the mic. Just use it for singing.
Dont bother the host unless you are of opposite sex and you are petite and have ample booty.
There is a surcharge for sniffing the pole.

What other rules do we need?

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Hey. naked karaoke is actually taking off. At least in New York from what I've read.

also too Ollie the trend is to loop the instrumentals to allow time for foreplay

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As someone who has actually done swinger parties (DJ not karaoke). First, you are the hired entertainment, you do not partake in the festivities or "hook up". Usually swinger groups require couples to attend, not single freelancers. These are also a very close knit group of friends usually, and they do not take kindly to interlopers. Also, discretion is the biggest rule, you do not discuss with others what gig you just did. It's gauche and in bad taste to dish!

bit like the naturists I did 2 gigs for

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We have a swingers club about 1/2 mile from where I am. They have a DJ for dance music. Ive often wondered how karaoke would go over in there.

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"You know that I sing the Blues and I do not suffer fools. When I'm on that silver mic, it's gonna cut ya, just like a knife"-The SWINGCAT

We won't be worrying about that - there is a couple around here that might do those parties, I'm sure, but it isn't us.

I don't imagine the rules would be different than for anything else - Gemini probably has rules for swinger parties .. someone should ask.

OK....I'm curious

Gemini what specific rules would you have for doing a swingers gig?

I know the first rule will be "No Customer CDG's allowed...

Could you help us out on the rest?

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Scott

I think Gemi has a stance about not allowing people to use their own condoms, you have to use what he provides.

And, um - don't drop the mic or you're not only banned - but surprised...


rigorously...


From behind!

And certainely dont do ANYTHING ELSE WITH THE MIC EITHER!!!

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"You know that I sing the Blues and I do not suffer fools. When I'm on that silver mic, it's gonna cut ya, just like a knife"-The SWINGCAT

Nothing a quick swab with anti-bac won't fix...

now that was naughty...amusing but naughty

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"Amusing but naughty" is my middle name...

Nik Amusing But Naughty Louch

Yup, I'm a bit of a mouthful...

1. No deep throating the microphone....some people will do that as a form of advertisement.
2. No sticking the microphone near, or into....where the sun don't shine...or someone else's. I actually have a rectal mic, that I use for those that desire such effects, but some people intentionaly provoke feed-back......they say they can't help it cause.......... it feels so good.
3. No midgets allowed....it's not fair to the average guy.....it just "looks big" on them!
4. No boobies hanging past the waste.....a slight pivot.....and there goes the microphone stand.......I've seen some that could knock over a sub-woofer....
5. Similiar to #4....I saw a dude trip over my microphone cable, but when he turned to face me.......I could see ......microphone cable wasn't the culprit.....
6. Please do not sit anywhere on the stage..........this aint politics, and we don't need any smear tactics
7. If I think of any more.....I let you know

ps....if this is too vulgar, rather than delete.....can we take it to the lounge.....doesn't bother me here.......course, I'm not quite right in the mind....

I'd recommend a separate supply of condoms for the mics. Colored ones preferably!

You, sir, and legendary.


Very very wrong, but legendary nonetheless!

Rubbers with the tickler things on the end---one on the mic!

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"You know that I sing the Blues and I do not suffer fools. When I'm on that silver mic, it's gonna cut ya, just like a knife"-The SWINGCAT

Keep a fair rotation

Screaming is allowed except on the mic

Duets and multiple singers encouraged

applause only - NO CLAP

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Okay, nothing like a little JOhnny Reverb post to get the week off on the right foot ... SMEAR TACTICS

You're right, I can't make that assessment, having only seen a few, and that being in videos..... ......I take it, you've seen your fair share of nekid midgets?. ...just curious...