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Men Are Just Happier People—

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can never be pregnant.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks and engines.

A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

Your underwear is $9.50 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original colour.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. <--- So true..

One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 24 relatives on the 24th day of December in 24 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

More than half of those things apply to me....no wonder I am usually happy.

As all of us women sit reading this thinking "Men!, they'll never really get it"

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

You know what they say. Sometimes ignorance is bliss.

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Mongo ain't exactly a "who," he's more of a "what".

what you talkin' 'bout Willis?????

A man's logic on drinking beer:

Well you see, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

That's true Charm! It's like a contest with them. First man with a single-celled brain wins!

Well, if it's a race... my hubby must be in the lead, Lol, cause he does indeed like his Budweiser. So far, I can't see that it's making him any smarter. More honest maybe (when he's had quite a few)... but not smarter.

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

Well "more honest" is better than nothing I guess.

Uhh... not always.

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

To bad! Just trying to be optimistic.

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It is true men cannot get pregnant. Probably a good thing, the human race would have died out AGES ago.

Meanwhile some I don't agree with .. like the same mood thing. NUH HUH! I swear to Mercatroid I am tempted to dose some of the men in my life with MIDOL.

Chocolate, now that me dear is not a happy thing, it being just another snack. No... if chocolate does not transport you to cloud 9, you are missing out.

Lefty Loosy Righty Tighty, you know I hear men chanting that as they work, so I'm thinking that ain't so right either.

I open my own jars though. Hot water is magic stuff.

The men in my life were placed on earth for a reason.

A: To reach things so I do not have to climb the cupboards

B: To go out and get me that chocolate I desperately need

C: To hang pictures that I can complain are never straight

But there are questions I have for men.

For instance, gentlemen, why IS it that you can go play basketball make 20 baskets in a row;

Then come home, miss the garbage
miss the hamper
miss the TOILET for heaven's sake!!!

Men have women picking up after them, feeding them, hauling them out of bed, laying out their clothing... reminding them to shave.....

No WONDER men are happier!

BUT before I go I must make a disclaimer.

MY husband cooks, cleans the kitchen, and usually hits the hamper. He is a rarity among the male population, I admit.

Okay so... disclaimer over. Men and women are not the same. WOW.

VIVE le difference.... or something

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Teri Jo
...May the road rise to meet you... just, not too quickly, and not too hard!

but speaka da English...or sumpin'....or Americans won't understand it...

Well now you turned a good percentage of that post into being about sex. SURPRISE!!!!

You'd think you was a man or something!!!!!!

It's okay, I shall forgive the testosterone, since you were so kind to my estrogen.

Now, all we have to do is solve world hunger, bring on world peace, and have a snack!

Teri

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Teri Jo
...May the road rise to meet you... just, not too quickly, and not too hard!

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Teri Jo
...May the road rise to meet you... just, not too quickly, and not too hard!

For instance, gentlemen, why IS it that you can go play basketball make 20 baskets in a row;

Then come home, miss the garbage
miss the hamper
miss the TOILET for heaven's sake!!!


Garbage is not a ball
Dirty clothes are not balls
Wee wee is not a ball
However, if you could devise a way to keep score for these things, we would do very well at it. Now just what exactly would we use for reward?

Getting back to the toilet problem, at least we never miss with "number two".

Who loves ya baby..

Put your woman and your dog in the trunk of your car for 2 hours, and who is glad to see you when you open it up?

Case closed..