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That sounds like a CHALLENGE to me!!

Listen here LITTLE GIRL......IM THE FISH MASTER...........Lets MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT THAT!!!

Ill tell ya what.............you just bring your open face and Castmaster and we'll just SEE who fills up the stringer first!!!

That is if u think your up for a TROUT FISHIN' THROW DOWN!!

'cause u know what?...........................IF THERE's A FISH ILL CATCH IT!!!!

.................'NUFF SAID!!

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"You know that I sing the Blues and I do not suffer fools. When I'm on that silver mic, it's gonna cut ya, just like a knife"-The SWINGCAT

and as to you my DEAr KAREN...............well u can just stay on the dock and CUT MY BAIT!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!

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"You know that I sing the Blues and I do not suffer fools. When I'm on that silver mic, it's gonna cut ya, just like a knife"-The SWINGCAT

Oh It's On! Why not come to Wisconsin where I can introduce you to some Muskie and Northern Pike fish. They eat trout for a snack.

Scared of me bringing my flyrod, are ya? Ok, you're on. I'll try not to shame you too bad. (but, i AM taking photos)



Ok, you're on too. Though I have absolutely no idea what a muskie is. (?) I'm a trout, bass, catfish kinda gal. But I'm always up for something new.

So, me and Kurt will start in Estacada, Oregon and fish our way to Wisconsin, all the while videoing it... hmmm, wonder if we could sell that to cable tv? Or, at the least, America's Funniest Videos.

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We have done caught all the fish so we just sit there drinkin barley pop....

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Yes muskie and pike are some KILLER fish!! Wisconsin/Minnesota FAMOUS for them.

AND they are fine...............if you like SMALL FISH!!

So lets not fool around anymore and lets go after SOME REAL FISH----COLUMBIA RIVER WHITE STURGEON!

Have a look:

http://www.nwfish.com/Sturgeon/sturgeon_fisheries.htm

Read the section on "NEWSFLASH"

I havent been out on a boat out in the main channel, jsut off the bank--so largest one Ive caught is 48 Inches---a smaller sized keeper.

But the fish in the pics are out there all over the place waiting to be caught. I catch smaller ones right in downtown Portland on the Willamette River. Just havent hooked up a real large one yet.

Dont even have to drive 5 mins from my house.

Couple this with famous Chinook Salmon, Steelhead, Shad runs and a WORLD CLASS Smallmouth Bass fishery all along the Columbia and all its tributarie rivers and its SIMPLY AMAZING what we have here.

And YES I would LOVE to catch a big MUSKIE--they are VISCIOUS!!!!

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"You know that I sing the Blues and I do not suffer fools. When I'm on that silver mic, it's gonna cut ya, just like a knife"-The SWINGCAT

Oh and Charm.....................better bring a note pad and pencil..........'CUASE YER SASSY LITTLE BUTT IS GONNA GET SCHOOLED!!!!

Oh and yes send the video in to Americas Funniest Video----especially the part where the 6 Inch trout you hook pulls you off the rock your standing on and you FLOP INTO THE WATER!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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"You know that I sing the Blues and I do not suffer fools. When I'm on that silver mic, it's gonna cut ya, just like a knife"-The SWINGCAT

Kurt. Since you have answered your own ? I wonder why you asked. To help with ? I wud have to know when the show starts, how many singers show up at the start and how many aingers the rotation averages and how many there are at midnite?

I also wonder if the same people come every week? There have been some theories offered so I'll guess the johns are filthy and by midnite everyone is running out to take a wiz where the johns are clean?

There are several factors. For example after happy hour folks are hammered so they leave. We have had nights where they were staying 2-3 hours and leaving and before you knew it the seats were full again. Sometimes in the last hour it slows down and it is welcomed by staff because they can start cleaning. It beats calling last call and you are still packed. Remember they have to restock and they still have a job to do.

Personally the biggest factor with me is this. I never drink and drive but the cops are just like everybody else. A denny's mngr will cruise around the bars look at the parking lots and estimate their business. Believe me they have it down to a science. Most here leave to beat the red lights on the way home. When the cops adjust then so do we.

On a week night everybody leaves early because they work for a living. The KJ?DJ show is only one piece of the pie.It takes a well dedicated and coordinated effort from the owner on down to the swamper. To those who dont know what a swamper is he is that old fart you might see in there any any time of day, knows everybody and whats going on and does the deep cleaning after everybody is gone.

In any business when somebody is not up to par for any reason his coworkers pick up the slack because they know when they need it it is there. A good crew will not have a real bad KJ/DJ for long. So when you say that a KJ is driving business away at any time I do know that there are more factors involved.

I can put up with a substandard KJ or system but it is the ambience of the place and what the staff is doing and the price of drinks. I can shift to pool or darts or do all. Now whether you believe it or not that is how 95% of the public feels in a karaoke bar.

When I am talking to a divocee and she is telling me about her previous marriage I listen for the word I or we. If she says we did this or we did that then I like her. If it is I all the time then bye. There are too many I"S here self included. we need more we's.

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Kurt can't respond to your posts at the moment.

Him's busy reading articles/fishing tips from Patrick McManus.... and practicing his cast:)

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Just when I get serious again you crack me up..

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Northerns are just as mean as a muskie, Both will attack! I caught a
small "snake" northern and that thing ripped my arms all to he!!.
I was more bloody than the fish!

randy

Sorry Ollie. I did read your serious post.
I'll quit now, I just couldn't let him have the last word, especially after that comment about the 6" trout:)

I'll drop it, and just see you all back here when all is said & done... with my fish pics.
(and i'll throw in a couple of Kurt's empty creel just to prove my point)

Love those pics, btw, nice place for a flyrod:)

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is a Bonita edible

if she bathes regularly......

Yes muskie and pike are VISCIOUS and have VISCOUS teeth ---the better to grab small mammals or waterfowl that fall on or swim in the water!!

Bonita----yes VERY EDIBLE---very similiar to a small tuna! And are just TORPEDOS when hooked! Can catch them off the piers in season in southern cali--like redondo beach peir----great place to Bonita fish--use live ANCHOVIES as bait.

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"You know that I sing the Blues and I do not suffer fools. When I'm on that silver mic, it's gonna cut ya, just like a knife"-The SWINGCAT

Speaking of flyrods-----hey i read an article in the NW Fishing and Hunting news(the one u get at the gas station) about FLY FISHING FOR CARP in the middle of the day in the middle of summer. Seems they mill about reeds near the shore and will take a pattern resembling mud grubs or emergers. NOW THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN!! a 25lb carp fish on a fly rod!!!!

I think ill give it a try out by Rooster Rock park and see if it actually works!

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"You know that I sing the Blues and I do not suffer fools. When I'm on that silver mic, it's gonna cut ya, just like a knife"-The SWINGCAT

The bar is empty by midnight because everyone has to get up early the next day to go fishing.

Ha! My town's high school nickname is the Muskies.

By the way, I can walk and within 15 minutes or bike in 5 and be fishing for giant channel cat in the mightiest river of 'em all! Yummy, fried catfish cooked to perfection, falling off the bone? Mmmmm.

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