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Okay, going to check my email..... and NO, I am not on "dial up". Haha, I'm not that old fashioned Keith.

And as to your "almost ex wife"......... Keith, what the hail are you doing? You either need to keep her, or let her go. That isn't fair to either one of you. If it's over, both of you should move on, and allow each other the chance to find someone else. I know, I know, you're a "big tough guy that don't need no woman hanging around"..... but I see through that facade. If the right one came along, you'd be in hog heaven. But it aint gonna happen, if you keep hanging onto the ex.  :no:

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She n me haven't talked or visited in 6 months til last weekend....So I didn't hang on to her....I turned her completely loose.

I fell in love with you a few months ago Charmin....Well, I did a little bit....A lotta bit some nights, a little bit other nights.

'I need to keep her or let her go?'....I hold with open hands......It's all I know how to do....I cling-grab-claw at what I need with open hands....The women in my life stay in my hands at will.....They come and go as they please.

It would be nice to meet one that forced me to close my grip on her...I want one that makes me claw at her.

Oh........... STOP IT!!

Men misuse that word, especially when they think the woman wants to hear it. Trust me, this I've learned.

You ever hear that John Schneider song::

~You don't need to try and fool me
 You don't need to lead me on
 You don't need to say you love me
 I've been around enough to know~

In other words, flirt with me, then go flirt with Babs, then Amanda, heck you've hit Foxy & Milo & Sharon too, and some others I'm missing. People are used to me & you kinda beating each other to death, so don't go all mushy on me. Just, let's fight, we get along better that way.  :dancin:  LOL

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

Women misuse that word also, I try to be honest, and would never use that word loosely with a woman like you, just because you're so beautiful.....I would just tell you, that you are on my "to do" list.........

Yes, many of them do. I agree.



Thank you, but...... there's a little bit a bull in there, haha. (just being honest)  :wink:



Now you're talking. That sounds more like a man's honest statement.  LOL  Women can have a "to do" list also you know, not gonna tell who's on mine.... but be careful lest I put you on there too. Cause I'm a good lil' stalker. Haha....

I'm such a brat.  :dancin:

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

Hey, one more thing, Johnny ........ If I haven't scared you off, LoL

(Serious question)

Did you change your username on here? I just went and listened to you, and it seems like I recall it being something else before...... Now it's got my curiosity boiling.

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

I was just trying to make all the other guys on here jealous......I know you n me would never work in real life...you won't let me flirt with the other gals here.....   I told you I was a dog....and I told you I dig under/climb over fences...I can't help myself.

This was sounding very exciting......then I started getting chest pains, and had to back off.......guess I'm gona have to start a "can't do no more" list.....what do they say, " when can no longer do, you teach"?......I'll write a book....

Oh, I have PLENTY to do !     Never a dull sexlife when you have a great imagination.

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yeh, it was johnny moore........I had some people comment, that I used too much echo.......so a little light bulb went off, and now my name is a warning....you know how some people are sensitive to a strobe light with their eyes.....well I guess echo can have that same effect on someone's eardrums............jj

yeh, but arm's not what it used to be either....what's next.....it might stop feeding me beer.......oh no mr. bill...not that............jj

I like to consider myself an "independent" person.  I'm petrified of having a "Stroke" and ending up paralyzed.  Beer I could at least drink with a straw.

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Keith, I KNOW what you're trying to do..... Point is, I don't think you're making anyone jealous, haha. I think you're just making them all take us a bit more seriously than they should be.

So now that we've blown it and let everyone know the truth, back to our little soap opera. Cause I was having fun.  :dancin:

And hail NO you can't go flirting with all the other gals on here.  :D  (which I'm sure you're doing at this moment in another thread..... Lmao)

On second thought, that's okay.... cause there's a few men around, namely one in particular.... that I still want to stalk. So I get to flirt shamelessly too. (but only when you're not around to see it) Okay?

Now where did Johnny go?

(and Johnny.... please don't take me too seriously, really not trying to scare you off)  :wink:



I knew it. I was reading through my comments & replies yesterday, and I came across one where I was teasing and called you "Johnny Echo" (on March 1st) .... and I remembered that your name was different then. (but your newest subs... don't sound so echoey) Your "Lay Down Sally" sub was AWESOME to listen to.



Do tell Steven, I wanna hear some of what runs through your imagination. (or do I??) hahaha  LOL

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"Some" you probably do.  Some I wish even I could get to go away.

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

 Try me.  :no:

Actually, I'm bored with the whole "Charmin the smart A$$" thing. I'm gonna be a good girl from now on in these forums. How boring will that be?

But..... I gotta.

 It was fun being a hellion, but I'm done. Gonna stick to singing from now on. And reading YOU guys' smut from time to time.  :D

If you ever go to posting some of those "wild imaginings".... send me a PM so I can come and enjoy reading them.  :wave:

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

Keith,  I have an idea for a song.  Just change the lyric's a little bit, and I'll write a composition..  Something like this.


Long ago
and oh so far away
I fell in love with you
a couple months ago.

Well I did
I did a bit some nights
A lot more other nights
I told the horses so.

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Oh Charmin, you know that never works!  You just keep on being the hellion we all know and love.
I'll volunteer to be jealous if it will help.  How's this "I can't stand thinking that you're out there typing sweet nothings into somebody elses eyes.  I've lost hours of sleep tossing and turning and turning and tossing and maybe turning once more for good measure.  When will this torture of yours stop destroying my life?"

Oh nooooooooo.................
Keith oh Keith oh Keith
I hope everything works out for you.

Hide the check book and kitchen knives  LMAO

Couldn't you just divorce her and then let her visit once in a while?


Charmin- Congrats on getting another star!

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Me and her have been off n on for almost 5 years........I met her when she was 22 and I was late 40's....We shacked up for two+ years...I came home to see her stuff gone one day.....she tells me she moved out cause I never asked her to marrry me, so I married her....Then she moves out cause she feels I ain't strick enuff with her and allow her to do stupid stuff.....Then she moves out when I tell her I ain't getting nuthin out of being married to her except a dirty house and deeper in debt......So now after another 6 month separation, she claims she wants to come home and will keep her house clean and will stop the stupid stuff with money....she is sick of living with her mom and wants to come home and act like a grown woman and take posession of HER home.....So ok, she can come home and try it again...I miss her redeeming qualities, so I agreed to let her come back.

She saw some toys on the headboard of the bed and some 'estranged' panties in the music room and got all wadded up about it that first night, but so far she is working out.

don't understand the concept of nerf bars.   wouldn't it just squish down when you step on it?  are they for protection against a crash, because i surely think that even though nerf is a soft material, it's not soft enough to absorb that kind of blow.  i think nerf should stick to footballs and indoor baseballs.  just my opinion.

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