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| Author: | Jian [ Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:01 am ] |
| Post subject: | If bill make your car |
Why Microsoft shouldn't make cars. At a recent computer expo, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon." In response to Bill's comments/General Motors issued a press release stating the following: "If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would be driving cars with the following characteristics: 1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day. 2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you would have to buy a new car. 3. Occasionally, your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would accept this, restart, and drive on. 4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart; in which case you would have to reinstall the engine. 5. Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought 'Car95' or 'CarNT.' Then you would have to buy more seats. 6. Macintosh would make a car that's powered by the sun, more reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to drive, but would only run on five percent of the roads. 7. The oil, water, temperature and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single 'general car fault' warning light. 8. New seats would force everyone to have the same butt size. 9. The airbag system would say 'Are you sure?' before going off. 10. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna. 11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps, even though they neither need them nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50 per cent or more. 12. Every time GM introduced a new model, car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car. 13. You'd press the 'Start' button to shut off the engine. |
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| Author: | SweetestL [ Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:40 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: If bill make your car |
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| Author: | karyoker [ Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:43 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: If bill make your car |
Jian this is the post of the year  What is so sad it is true.... If Henry Ford was still alive we would have that automobile though.
This is similar to the music industry You have to buy the cd's. Pay $3 a gallon to transport them to the gig. Then pay again so you can use them. |
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| Author: | Charmin_Gibson [ Tue Jan 29, 2008 10:09 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: If bill make your car |
Jian @ Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:01 am wrote: 1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day. 3. Occasionally, your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would accept this, restart, and drive on. 4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart; in which case you would have to reinstall the engine. Well, if that be the case, then I got news for you. Bill Gates HAS built an automobile. It's called a Ford Bronco. LMAO |
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| Author: | knightshow [ Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: If bill make your car |
yeah, that's an old joke, but still a classic. Thanks Jian! :yum: |
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| Author: | Jian [ Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: If bill make your car |
knightshow @ 30th January 2008, 7:49 am wrote: yeah, that's an old joke, but still a classic. Thanks Jian! :yum:
I was readlng one of your post and it remind me of this joke; so I look around to search for it. It sill it one of the best of its kind. LMAO
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| Author: | MagicMike [ Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: If bill make your car |
Thats a great 1! |
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| Author: | Catseyeview [ Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: If bill make your car |
Now that's funny stuff LMAO |
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| Author: | Kuelman1 [ Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: If bill make your car |
Oh and don't forget if you changed too many different parts you would have to call GM and get a activation code so you could unlock it..........
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