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Author:  MorganLeFey [ Fri Feb 22, 2008 3:44 pm ]
Post subject:  saturday morning funny
TWO OLD MEN ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN.
AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL.

THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, 'GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED. THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.'

THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS.

AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, 'YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!'
'DEAD?' SAYS HIS FRIEND, 'WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?'
 
'WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER.'

HIS FRIEND SAYS, 'COULD BE WORSE I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH.'

'A WITCH ??. . WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?'

'WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE NECK, AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW... TOOK MY TEETH WITH HER!'
Author:  Isis [ Fri Feb 22, 2008 3:55 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: saturday morning funny
LOL  That is cute.  Now I hope that you do not go farting and flying out windows anytime soon.  LOL
Author:  MorganLeFey [ Fri Feb 22, 2008 8:49 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: saturday morning funny
ya the comparison was apparant to me too pmsl  LMAO
Author:  Catseyeview [ Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:19 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: saturday morning funny
Well I never!!!   :O
Author:  Murray C [ Sat Mar 01, 2008 2:51 am ]
Post subject:  Re: saturday morning funny
You do realise that pmsl should be the tla pml and not a fla?   LMAO
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