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Author:  jdmeister [ Fri Apr 04, 2008 9:14 am ]
Post subject:  Hey Kappy
Rest up you old moofer..

I just may have a gig out your way, end of April, first half of May..

Should this gig actually happen, I expect to hit the local pubs and sing a bit.. and drink.. and drink..

I have been asked to assist my buddy Pete in appraising 30 collector class autos in Connecticut.. I won't say for who, but he's on late night TV and first name is Dave.. LMAO

If this happens, I expect the royal treatment..

Just sayin'
Author:  dumbdrums [ Fri Apr 04, 2008 9:43 am ]
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Author:  Keith02 [ Fri Apr 04, 2008 9:59 am ]
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JD,

Steve does not drink.....Steve does not chase ho's.....Steve is not into high risk behavior.....Steve buys condoms but only has sex with himself.....Steve is no fun.

....And he prefers to be called Steven, not Steve.

I wish he lived closer cause he is my kinda guy! :D
Author:  jdmeister [ Fri Apr 04, 2008 11:19 am ]
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Keith02 @ Fri Apr 04, 2008 9:59 am wrote:
JD,

Steve does not drink.....Steve does not chase ho's.....Steve is not into high risk behavior.....Steve buys condoms but only has sex with himself.....Steve is no fun.

....And he prefers to be called Steven, not Steve.

I wish he lived closer cause he is my kinda guy! :D


No ho's? Damn.. that's rough.. I can understand not drinkin' (sorta) but no ho's?  LMAO
Author:  karyoker [ Fri Apr 04, 2008 12:12 pm ]
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I busted the handle on my ho and lost my rake in a great big pile of leaves.
Author:  jdmeister [ Fri Apr 04, 2008 12:19 pm ]
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My last ho had handles on each side of her head..  :hi5:
Author:  Charmin_Gibson [ Fri Apr 04, 2008 8:24 pm ]
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Good lord, you're all just a bunch of "Keiths" inside, aren't ya?  :no:  LOL


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Author:  karyoker [ Fri Apr 04, 2008 9:08 pm ]
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LMAO  LMAO  LMAO  LMAO  LOL  LOL  LOL
Author:  sidewinder [ Sat Apr 05, 2008 12:35 am ]
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Who wants to be king?   :O  I want to be the towel... LMAO
Author:  SweetestL [ Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:52 am ]
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LMAO
Author:  jdmeister [ Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:58 am ]
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MandiLynn @ Fri Apr 04, 2008 8:24 pm wrote:
Good lord, you're all just a bunch of "Keiths" inside, aren't ya?  :no:  LOL
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Well, duh!  LMAO
Author:  SweetestL [ Sat Apr 05, 2008 11:42 am ]
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jdmeister @ April 4th 2008, 2:19 pm wrote:
No ho's? .. that's rough.. I can understand not drinkin' (sorta) but no ho's?  LMAO


It makes perfect sense. That's just the kind of prima donna ho Kappy is.  :drums:

Just buy her a new purse, she'll chill. HTH :brows:
Author:  jdmeister [ Sat Apr 05, 2008 11:46 am ]
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I will buy that ho a purse if that will get the job done..  LMAO
Author:  SweetestL [ Sat Apr 05, 2008 12:01 pm ]
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Can you buy me one, too. Please.  LMAO  LMAO
Author:  jdmeister [ Sat Apr 05, 2008 12:09 pm ]
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Yes..  :hi5:
Author:  Keith02 [ Sat Apr 05, 2008 3:23 pm ]
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You gave me an idea JD....I'm gonna fit a pair of handlebars to my next ho.....jam them right thru her ears LMAO
Author:  Steven Kaplan [ Sat Apr 05, 2008 4:11 pm ]
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If this happens, I expect the royal treatment


Hah!  He's coming to Historic old White AngloSaxon Central Ct from Hollywood looking for "Royal Treatment" ?  Jerry, closest I've come to Royalty in the past 15 years was the "Princess Camille Porn Cam", and she's in Arizona.

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JD,

Steve does not drink.....Steve does not chase ho's.....Steve is not into high risk behavior.....Steve buys condoms but only has sex with himself.....Steve is no fun.



Kappy <--- Only buys the [strike]condoms[/strike] water balloons after the expiration date to save money, and naturally hands the clerk a note that reads "These aren't for me"  Mr. Kappy

The rest you state Keith is 100% accurate, yet I don't mind being called "Steve" :hi5:

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Just buy her a new purse, she'll chill. HTH


NOW the threads getting good  :oh yeah: - Great bargains at BagsRus, TO DIE FOR !

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THE KING

You can get such treatment both in LA or on the Hartford streets after dark.  Hartford you stand a better chance of getting treated like Rodney if you're white. Jerry, better bring some LA cops out this way if you plan on hitting a bar that has entertainment within 2 hours of where I live !  Helmets, and body armor too.. Give me a tank, and I'll be the designated driver.. Yet there aren't any places to hang near me,  unless you like getting sent home at around 9:30 PM and tailed by cops. Also expect to get pulled over by a cop "sometimes they ask for directions".  (last call in the local joints many nights is before most of you go out)..  This is a horrible area if one likes partying.  NYC is where a person needs to be.. I'd never mislead anybody into believing the area I live has stuff to do, or exciting places to go.. Especially if they are heading here from the LA area (There's no possible means of impressing such a person around here, unless TV and Internet is their idea of a party).. Central CT is a great place to be if you like a high cost of living and little to no oppurtunity. I stopped going into Hartford 4 years ago after two cars got keyed in the nicer section.  DO NOT drive a nice car into Hartford assuming you do not have indoor parking rights unless you like budget sunroofs, glass fragments, and are in the mood to walk many miles to do tire shopping on a weekend night. If you see a ho in hartford, she'll be waving money at you, but DO NOT get out've your car, you're getting set up for a mugging by the wannabe gangs that are actually quite nasty. A few Casino's yet they are about 2+ hours from me, never been to one, ask Keith, I don't party, drink, smoke, gamble, and I'm pretty friggin boring.  Aside from that...  There's a CVS nearby !
Author:  Keith02 [ Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:13 pm ]
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I'm thinkin Steven would make a good roommate.....I'm fixing to rent this place out and move to the lake......I want a house on stilts at the water's edge so's I can fish and tinkle from the deck ......and have a huge chicken wire basket I can just drop my beer cans in thru hole in deck next to my fishin chair.....might get me a big butt mex maid to bait my hook and serve tacos n beer to me and my fishing-biking buddies.
Author:  johnny reverb [ Sat Apr 05, 2008 7:33 pm ]
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sidewinder @ Sat Apr 05, 2008 2:35 am wrote:
Who wants to be king?   :O  I want to be the towel... LMAO


But...a King is a ruler...and a ruler has twelve.......oh my....guess I'm just a pawn then..... :( ......ok....I'll be a towel too......"Wanna Get High???" :yes:
Author:  SweetestL [ Sat Apr 05, 2008 7:53 pm ]
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LMAO
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