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Author: | Keith02 [ Mon Apr 07, 2008 11:06 am ] |
Post subject: | Saw the first ex wife today.....I couldn't resist myself |
It's been ten years........Long time, huh? ........anyway.......When I saw her something flashed thru my mind.....It was total recall (in vivid color and surround sound) of the day she appoached me as I was relaxing n thumbing the remote...... Yep, she came from the back of the house and walked straight up to me and demanded to know why I pizzed in the bathroom sink......That day I just I looked at her standing there with her hands on her hips and saw the look in her eyes and realized she was nuts.....it flashed thru my mind-a picture of me actually doing that-and I laffed at her........Then I got serious and looked at her again and saw the signs of mental illness fully....Yep, she was truely nuts.......So I divorced her. ......Today-ten years later I see her...........So I walk up and say, "Hey, do you remember when you asked me if I pizzed in the sink? You were right, I did it all the time and I also pizzed on your tooth brush almost everynight"......Then I walked away. I know I shouldn't mess with the handicapped, but I simply couldn't stop myself. I think i feel better ![]() |
Author: | Steven Kaplan [ Mon Apr 07, 2008 11:35 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Saw the first ex wife today.....I couldn't resist myself |
Why do women cop a 'tude when we mark our territory ? |
Author: | sidewinder [ Tue Apr 08, 2008 9:02 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Saw the first ex wife today.....I couldn't resist myself |
![]() Seriously...what's the sink for??? |
Author: | Keith02 [ Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:32 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Saw the first ex wife today.....I couldn't resist myself |
Exactly!.....As long as you don't hit the dishes, why should anyone care? |
Author: | Steven Kaplan [ Wed Apr 09, 2008 6:09 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Saw the first ex wife today.....I couldn't resist myself |
Which is why I like being single. My aim isn't what it used to be. I don't mind doing my own dishes. Real men don't ! |
Author: | jdmeister [ Wed Apr 09, 2008 6:34 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Saw the first ex wife today.....I couldn't resist myself |
Remind her that "Urine is sterile".. LMAO |
Author: | Keith02 [ Wed Apr 09, 2008 7:22 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Saw the first ex wife today.....I couldn't resist myself |
jdmeister @ Wed Apr 09, 2008 8:34 am wrote: Remind her that "Urine is sterile".. LMAO
I didn't know that......hmmmm...Now I know why dogs lick themselves ![]() But that makes me ask, "If urine is sterile, what if you are also sterile?" |
Author: | jdmeister [ Wed Apr 09, 2008 6:00 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Saw the first ex wife today.....I couldn't resist myself |
Keith02 @ Wed Apr 09, 2008 7:22 am wrote: jdmeister @ Wed Apr 09, 2008 8:34 am wrote: Remind her that "Urine is sterile".. LMAO I didn't know that......hmmmm...Now I know why dogs lick themselves ![]() But that makes me ask, "If urine is sterile, what if you are also sterile?" No harm, no fowl.. LMAO |
Author: | johnny reverb [ Wed Apr 09, 2008 6:30 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Saw the first ex wife today.....I couldn't resist myself |
wel, it's usually sterile.... ![]() |
Author: | Keith02 [ Thu Apr 10, 2008 7:23 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Saw the first ex wife today.....I couldn't resist myself |
Dang....Johnny that sounds like Canadian foreplay ![]() Must be their long winters, I guess. |
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