The girl came up rather shy, nervous and very intimidated and handed me a song slip.
She said "i don't know if i can sing this song, i suck."
I quickly replied "So what does that have to do with your singing?"
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| Author: | sidewinder [ Mon Apr 14, 2008 1:19 pm ] |
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The girl came up rather shy, nervous and very intimidated and handed me a song slip. She said "i don't know if i can sing this song, i suck." I quickly replied "So what does that have to do with your singing?"
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| Author: | TTowntenor [ Mon Apr 14, 2008 1:23 pm ] |
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Quote: Karaoke bloopers...got any???
Just you! 
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| Author: | sidewinder [ Mon Apr 14, 2008 1:35 pm ] |
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 LMAO :hug:
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| Author: | Isis [ Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:00 pm ] |
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I had a lady get so into the song that she fell off the stage....  .. She was ok and only missied a couple of words...
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| Author: | Bill H. [ Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:13 pm ] |
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I'd call it a blooper from the host's mouth. I hope I've never hit a singer with that strong of a sexual innuendo. Especially a nervous newcomer. |
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| Author: | Jian [ Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Karaoke bloopers...got any??? |
sidewinder @ 15th April 2008, 5:19 am wrote: The girl came up rather shy, nervous and very intimidated and handed me a song slip.
She said "i don't know if i can sing this song, i suck." I quickly replied "So what does that have to do with your singing?" Twisted minded KJ. 
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| Author: | sidewinder [ Mon Apr 14, 2008 4:22 pm ] |
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 :yes:
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| Author: | djfrank [ Mon Apr 14, 2008 5:37 pm ] |
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I had a rather frumpy female customer singing on stage one time and my booth was on the side of the stage. I had a perfect side/rear view of the action... And she had just been in the bathroom...and didn't realize that she had about 6 feet of toilet paper hanging out of her pants.... muahahahaha.... :oh yeah: When she was done singing I gently took her to the side and told her and she quickly ripped it off and threw it under my table...gross pig. I shoulda let her walk around with it for a while... |
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| Author: | sidewinder [ Mon Apr 14, 2008 5:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Karaoke bloopers...got any??? |
Oh yeah.. seen that before.. LMAO LMAO
A ladies room in a bar has to be the most disgusting place on earth... 
they never sit down :no: they just back up, bend over, aim and fire....  :O
After they spread the entire seat with foot after foot of toilet paper. No wonder they all have "tails"... and foot streamers.... LMAO LMAO
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| Author: | BlueRose [ Mon Apr 14, 2008 6:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Karaoke bloopers...got any??? |
[font=verdana]When I used to tend bar and waitress, I often worked in places where janitorial work was part of the job, including both restrooms. The man’s restroom was always much worse looking, and smelling, than the ladies. (So quit with the chauvinistic remarks, you guys know we’re superior, your just not man enough to admit it.) [/font] [schild=4 fontcolor=00BFFF shadowcolor=00008B shieldshadow=1]J / K[/schild] [font=verdana]Just joking, don’t get your boxers in an uproar. LOL [/font] [font=verdana]Sidewinder, have you been lurking in the ladies room?[/font] |
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| Author: | karyoker [ Mon Apr 14, 2008 6:48 pm ] |
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I had been in many gay bars but one night I l owned my laptop to a guy for DJ that night. It was lingerie night. I hadda go so I dashed over to the rooms and stood there about 20 seconds.. Now just which one do I want to go in? I went in the ladies There was a couple of gals in there and was shocked. I said I'm straight I.m not going in over there. half joking and half serious They lost it... The whole place including me got a good chuckle over that... |
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| Author: | sidewinder [ Mon Apr 14, 2008 6:53 pm ] |
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| Author: | Jian [ Mon Apr 14, 2008 7:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Karaoke bloopers...got any??? |
sidewinder @ 15th April 2008, 9:52 am wrote: Oh yeah.. seen that before..
LMAO LMAO A ladies room in a bar has to be the most disgusting place on earth... they never sit down :no: they just back up, bend over, aim and fire.... :O After they spread the entire seat with foot after foot of toilet paper. No wonder they all have "tails"... and foot streamers.... LMAO LMAOYou have time to peep into the ladies room...and what were you doing there?
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| Author: | sidewinder [ Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Karaoke bloopers...got any??? |
Sorry, Your profile says you are only a singer. You have to be a KJ to know the answer to that.  LMAO
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| Author: | Lonman [ Tue Apr 15, 2008 1:25 am ] |
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sidewinder @ Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:17 pm wrote: Sorry, Your profile says you are only a singer. I think you need to look again in his groups he belongs to!
You have to be a KJ to know the answer to that. LMAO |
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| Author: | JoeChartreuse [ Tue Apr 15, 2008 10:55 am ] |
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I had one of my regulars come up to sing. This lady was kind of well known for.....dating...several of the male patrons at this place. Anyway, she came up to sing, and was joined ( the song was kind of a group number) off mic by several other patrons. At the end of the song, I (unthinkingly) said: " That was...JAQUELINE, with multiple partners!".... Well, the whole place lost it. It took me a sec to realize what I'd said. Fortunately, Jaquie, a good friend of mine, was laughing as well...... OOPS! |
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| Author: | sidewinder [ Tue Apr 15, 2008 11:07 am ] |
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| Author: | kjmelrose [ Wed Apr 16, 2008 3:30 am ] |
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Oh, this is a fun topic, and yes. I had a gal dancing to an actually well done version of Baby Got Back, and when she turned to the audiance and bent over her pants split XXX all the way, embarrassing moment for girl dancer , got many :shock: :shock: :shock: looks from people until she turned around and I saw what they all had been looking at. But I hate to admit it, it was funny, maybe not funny if it had been me though. :( |
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| Author: | dbk1009 [ Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:34 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Karaoke bloopers...got any??? |
I had a fairly inebriated gentleman singing the Beatles "If I fell" after the song, which he pulled off surprisingly well since he had the correct accent, he proceeded to trip over my moniter speaker and fall off the stage right in front of a regular that happenned to be a nurse. After the initial shock wore off, and he was OK, she looks down at him and says "I guess it isn't an 'If' anymore..." |
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| Author: | Laura [ Sun Apr 20, 2008 9:45 pm ] |
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One night when I went to live band karaoke, the host kicked off the evening by singing "Sweet Home Chicago" with the band. I don't know if anyone else noticed this (including the guy singing), but I SWEAR I heard him sing "2 and 2 is 8"! 
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