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well since i'm headed down south to see cuzin keith what would all his karaoke scene friends like me to do to him? first let me tell you i am straight an incest is out well unless he was sara evans then it would be on like donkey kong!   cal

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I'd hide your viagra - just a thought  LMAO

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Oh, well that's an easy question.

The very first thing I would do would be slap him upside the head for all the smart aleck comments I've had to put up with from him.

Then I'd probably introduce myself and give him a hello hug.

Then I'd probably sneek one of his bikes out for a ride. (since his horses are no longer there... )

Then... I dunno. But that would be a start.  :D

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believe me if you ever meet him in person he would charm you, hes got a gift.  he could charm the panty's off of a nun......cal

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They wear those?  :dancin:

they did when i went to catholic school, well i think they did never had a nun fetish, well at least back then....cal

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Cuzin Cactus, if I ever get the pants off Charmin there won't be nun left.

Babs, me n my cuz don't need no Viagra.....Do we, cuz?

Hey, it's almost 2AM...I gotta pick you up from the airport at 1030.....One of us needs to sleep!

what would I do if I ever met keith? thats easy...projectile vomit probably into the tank of the nearest bike

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Seems he likes to scuffle.....and he's awfully cute.....I don't know if I want to f#@k him, or fight him.....  :no:  LMAO .....I'm so confused

I wouldn't bend over for the soap.  LMAO

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...gotta admit, that was funny.

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hey mr provocative  :hug:

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You left yourself wide open for what soon may come btw  :O




Probably type in here while he's using my bed .  Nah, We'd have a great talk.  Some don't seem to realize that there's more to Keith than the KS stuff.. .  Not many are as generous and giving as the real "Keith". He's got an excellent head on his shoulders too ~

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aaah Kappy I thought it was good advice for anyone. You never know when your back will give out.

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Kappy, you mean Keith does more then try and pick up girls and talk about his chrome?  Show me more Keith!

Oh Melinda you are asking for a heep of trouble. He'll want to show you more than just chrome, for sure.  LMAO

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Actually, to answer to question, I'd buy him a beer.. and toast to the good life..

You girls missed the boat !   With JDMeister around now  (unless both Babs and you want to tag along in the backseat), these guys have little need for you !   JD and Keith are a match meade in heaven !!   These two guys would have a hell of a time together, in fact Jerry should be down with the "Devils down South" now !  

Both Keith and Jerry are younger at heart than I am,  I'm an old lady !  Ask my Sis's in here !  They'll confirm who the KS "Mom" is !

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Bab's,  You like bikes, have jumped out've planes for no dire purpose, play pool, have done roofing, enjoy horror movies, wrestle...  You're more of a man than I'll ever be.
How come you aren't down south with Cuz Cal & Keith ?


(It's Saturday night,  time to pick up girls, and compare recipes and stretch marks)
Sheeesh, If I had a nickle for everytime a sis said to me  -
I'd be able to afford a new tire for my salamander to ride carte-blanche

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This is Keith on my cousins's sign in:

Up yer azz Morgan. I got more hangin than you can choke down. You can cross your eyes trying, but you will just look foolish.

Babs, come get you some.

Charmin, hitch a ride with Babs.

Steven, I got it hangin......We give lessons here for guys with limp stuff......Take the cure.....It's guaranteed.

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