also too Ollie the trend is to loop the instrumentals to allow time for foreplay
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| Author: | karyoker [ Sun Jun 01, 2008 8:04 am ] |
| Post subject: | Rules For Swinger Parties |
Everybody seems to think they need all these rules. What would you have for private swinger partys? (I have done friendfinder parties) No sex on the stage with the singer unless it is quick because there are others waiting to sing. We actually discourage nudity on stage. Dont kiss the mic. Just use it for singing. Dont bother the host unless you are of opposite sex and you are petite and have ample booty. There is a surcharge for sniffing the pole. What other rules do we need? |
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| Author: | purpletib [ Sun Jun 01, 2008 6:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rules For Swinger Parties |
Hey. naked karaoke is actually taking off. At least in New York from what I've read. |
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| Author: | MorganLeFey [ Sun Jun 01, 2008 7:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rules For Swinger Parties |
also too Ollie the trend is to loop the instrumentals to allow time for foreplay
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| Author: | lordairgtar [ Sun Jun 01, 2008 8:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rules For Swinger Parties |
As someone who has actually done swinger parties (DJ not karaoke). First, you are the hired entertainment, you do not partake in the festivities or "hook up". Usually swinger groups require couples to attend, not single freelancers. These are also a very close knit group of friends usually, and they do not take kindly to interlopers. Also, discretion is the biggest rule, you do not discuss with others what gig you just did. It's gauche and in bad taste to dish! |
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| Author: | MorganLeFey [ Sun Jun 01, 2008 8:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rules For Swinger Parties |
bit like the naturists I did 2 gigs for |
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| Author: | SwingcatKurt [ Sun Jun 01, 2008 9:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rules For Swinger Parties |
We have a swingers club about 1/2 mile from where I am. They have a DJ for dance music. Ive often wondered how karaoke would go over in there. |
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| Author: | Karen K [ Sun Jun 01, 2008 10:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rules For Swinger Parties |
We won't be worrying about that - there is a couple around here that might do those parties, I'm sure, but it isn't us. I don't imagine the rules would be different than for anything else - Gemini probably has rules for swinger parties .. someone should ask. |
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| Author: | Flipper [ Sun Jun 01, 2008 10:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rules For Swinger Parties |
OK....I'm curious Gemini what specific rules would you have for doing a swingers gig? I know the first rule will be "No Customer CDG's allowed... 
Could you help us out on the rest? 
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| Author: | Nlouch [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:13 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rules For Swinger Parties |
I think Gemi has a stance about not allowing people to use their own condoms, you have to use what he provides. And, um - don't drop the mic or you're not only banned - but surprised... rigorously... From behind! |
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| Author: | SwingcatKurt [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:14 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rules For Swinger Parties |
And certainely dont do ANYTHING ELSE WITH THE MIC EITHER!!! |
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| Author: | Nlouch [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:40 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rules For Swinger Parties |
Nothing a quick swab with anti-bac won't fix... |
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| Author: | MorganLeFey [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 1:46 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rules For Swinger Parties |
Nlouch @ Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:13 pm wrote: I think Gemi has a stance about not allowing people to use their own condoms, you have to use what he provides.
And, um - don't drop the mic or you're not only banned - but surprised... rigorously... From behind! now that was naughty...amusing but naughty 
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| Author: | Nlouch [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 2:04 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rules For Swinger Parties |
"Amusing but naughty" is my middle name... Nik Amusing But Naughty Louch Yup, I'm a bit of a mouthful... |
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| Author: | johnny reverb [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:01 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rules For Swinger Parties |
1. No deep throating the microphone....some people will do that as a form of advertisement. 2. No sticking the microphone near, or into....where the sun don't shine...or someone else's. I actually have a rectal mic, that I use for those that desire such effects, but some people intentionaly provoke feed-back......they say they can't help it cause.......... it feels so good. 3. No midgets allowed....it's not fair to the average guy.....it just "looks big" on them! 4. No boobies hanging past the waste.....a slight pivot.....and there goes the microphone stand.......I've seen some that could knock over a sub-woofer.... 
5. Similiar to #4....I saw a dude trip over my microphone cable, but when he turned to face me.......I could see ......microphone cable wasn't the culprit..... 
6. Please do not sit anywhere on the stage..........this aint politics, and we don't need any smear tactics 7. If I think of any more.....I let you know ps....if this is too vulgar, rather than delete.....can we take it to the lounge.....doesn't bother me here.......course, I'm not quite right in the mind.... 
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| Author: | ericlater [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:05 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rules For Swinger Parties |
I'd recommend a separate supply of condoms for the mics. Colored ones preferably! |
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| Author: | Nlouch [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:13 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rules For Swinger Parties |
Quote: 3. No midgets allowed....it's not fair to the average guy.....it just "looks big" on them!
You, sir, and legendary. Very very wrong, but legendary nonetheless! |
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| Author: | SwingcatKurt [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:45 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rules For Swinger Parties |
Rubbers with the tickler things on the end---one on the mic! |
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| Author: | Babs [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 9:03 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rules For Swinger Parties |
Keep a fair rotation
Screaming is allowed except on the mic Duets and multiple singers encouraged applause only - NO CLAP |
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| Author: | Karen K [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 9:11 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rules For Swinger Parties |
Okay, nothing like a little JOhnny Reverb post to get the week off on the right foot ... SMEAR TACTICS 
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| Author: | johnny reverb [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rules For Swinger Parties |
Nlouch @ Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:13 am wrote: Quote: 3. No midgets allowed....it's not fair to the average guy.....it just "looks big" on them! You, sir, and legendary. Very very wrong, but legendary nonetheless! You're right, I can't make that assessment, having only seen a few, and that being in videos.....  ......I take it, you've seen your fair share of nekid midgets?.  ...just curious...
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