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Author:  karyoker [ Thu Jun 26, 2008 8:32 am ]
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It was in the mid 60's I was over the hill and hitchhiking south out of Knoxville Tn. I finally made it out to the interstate when a state bull went whipping south and a half a mile down crossed the median and headed back my way. I immediately ducked under the fence and started talking to a farmer with a great big tomato patch. The bull continued south and the farmer handed me a hoe. After awhile 2 or 3 cars showed up with black ladies with hoes. They looked at me with disbelief Wats a white boy doin out her hoin' matas? I laughed and immediately was in love. They joked about being ho's We spent the morning hoing and singing and sweating. At noon they shared their lunch. The farmer gave me I think $20 I hugged them all and hit the interstate again...

Author:  knightshow [ Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:31 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Hoes

two types of hoes I know about.

Ones' in the garden shed...

the other goes behind the shed to well...

OH, that's a HO! Silly me! :mrgreen: :withstupid:

Author:  Andygurl [ Thu Jun 26, 2008 4:03 pm ]
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Hello... Is there a point to this story or are you just shooting the breeze? I mean no disrespect at all, it's just that I don't know what this has to do with the price of eggs? Unless I'm missing something. :)

Author:  knightshow [ Thu Jun 26, 2008 7:41 pm ]
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eggs? :shock:

Author:  lordairgtar [ Thu Jun 26, 2008 7:44 pm ]
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'Twasn't eggs, it was 'matas!

Author:  docbob [ Thu Jun 26, 2008 8:07 pm ]
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I'm so confused

Author:  jdmeister [ Thu Jun 26, 2008 8:20 pm ]
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I support single mothers... One dollar at a time.. :o

Author:  Andygurl [ Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:41 am ]
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:lol: You guys are too funny! I didn't expect this kinda reaction but you certainly made me laugh this morning! :) It is a confusing thread but it looks like we're all making the best of it! Carry On! :wink:

Author:  JerryJames [ Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:54 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Hoes

I had to get me a new hoe, my brother in-law has my old hoe. :roll:

Author:  knightshow [ Fri Jun 27, 2008 4:18 am ]
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jdmeister @ Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:20 pm wrote:
I support single mothers... One dollar at a time.. :o
no lapdances??? You cheap baaaaastard! :P

Author:  jdmeister [ Fri Jun 27, 2008 7:00 am ]
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knightshow @ Fri Jun 27, 2008 4:18 am wrote:
jdmeister @ Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:20 pm wrote:
I support single mothers... One dollar at a time.. :o
no lapdances??? You cheap baaaaastard! :P


Hahahaha..

Author:  Crystal [ Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:05 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Hoes

omg.... you guys are all nuts! :lol:

.... and that's why I'm still here! :D

Author:  knightshow [ Sat Jun 28, 2008 6:16 am ]
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great to see ya Crystal!

Mwuah!!!

Author:  Crystal [ Sat Jun 28, 2008 9:49 am ]
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You too, Matt! mwah! :wave:

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