After much thought and soul searching, I have decided that I will not place my faith in Obama, McCain, Paul, Nader, Keys or anyone else. I have decided to pledge my allegiance to you. That's right! I am voting for you!
I will Write-In your name. No matter who wins I am going to count on you to lead the way. I am counting on you! I have faith that you know how to pay down a debt and save money. I know you realize how powerful you are. I believe you will work overtime when it's needed. I have no doubt that you will take charge and accomplish great things time and time again. There is no question in my mind that you will be a great speaker that rallies the nation. I can also see you teaching small children to take responsibility for their actions, I see you doing this through leading by example. I know you can heal the world and make the air and water cleaner. If you try hard enough you can help to end hunger and promote peace. I hope you are up to the task. Because it's yours.
Be the change! [username] '08
Now. Before you get a little uncomfortable with the fact that I picked your name out of everyone here
, let me explain. I used a little trickery. I used the username function here, so everyone will see their own name. Just making the point, that every one of us is responsible for the change we want to see in this world.
So.
If you were to be elected .... what would you change?
.....as far as leading by example, I choose the Republican way......do as I say, not as I do.. 
as far as polluting the water, I say do your doody on land(in the weeds), and do not flush it into the drinking water, course that doesn't do much to help the air, so wear a clothspin on your nose. I say get rid of all the socialistic drains, like schools, police, fire departments, garbage collections, prisons, jails, hospitals....etc....that would include government itself....we don't need no stinkin' Government..all people are basically good, and they don't need stinkin'rules telling them how to live....governments are the ulitmate form of socialism. This should save a heap of dough.... 
...now I'll teach the children through song, and for the one's that can't learn that way.....I'll beat their little a$$es with the biggest stick I can hold.... 
....and to create world peace, I'd stop doing the things that make people in other countries mad at us, and for the one's that are still mad, and want their own nuclear bombs......I'll demonstrate how one works....right in their own backyard...... 
....now as far as working overtime.....that'll cost you time and a half........ 
Sounds like we're in for a long 4 years. I'll stock up on clothes pins. 
Forced sterilization for the good-for-nothin' bastids.
