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Author:  jdmeister [ Mon Nov 10, 2008 4:12 pm ]
Post subject:  Five Rules For Men

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from
time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't
lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes
to be with you.
















































5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each
other.

Author:  DannyG2006 [ Mon Nov 10, 2008 4:19 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Five Rules For Men

Three out of five ain't bad. THe first three I have. The fourth is my fault that I don't have and the fifth is that the first three is the same woman. LOL

Author:  karyoker [ Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:38 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Five Rules For Men

Wat happened to 5. ??

Oh I didnt scroll down far enuff.

JD Im putting another box together and will try that linux I downloaded

Author:  jdmeister [ Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:50 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Five Rules For Men

karyoker @ Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:38 pm wrote:
Wat happened to 5. ??

Oh I didnt scroll down far enuff.

JD Im putting another box together and will try that linux I downloaded


Which linux?

Author:  timberlea [ Mon Nov 10, 2008 6:07 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Five Rules For Men

Lucy's brother?

Author:  jdmeister [ Mon Nov 10, 2008 6:18 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Five Rules For Men

:mrgreen:

Author:  karyoker [ Mon Nov 10, 2008 8:20 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Five Rules For Men

Quote:
Which linux?



The one you told me about The 3 cd download.

Author:  jdmeister [ Mon Nov 10, 2008 8:51 pm ]
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Ah, the dawning light..

Actually, that's Unix.. Not related to Linux at all..

But try it, you will like it..

3D video, one gig ram.. No worries, mate..

Author:  Babs [ Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:44 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Five Rules For Men

A few things woman prefer to find in a man, but are hard to find -

Has a job

Has a license

Has no criminal record

Has no mental illness

He doesn't live with his mother

He isn't already married or have 3 other girlfriends !

(You'd be surprised how few men can fit the bill )

Author:  knightshow [ Tue Nov 11, 2008 2:29 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Five Rules For Men

I fit that until Oct 4th! LOL!

Author:  karyoker [ Tue Nov 11, 2008 2:46 pm ]
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Babs you are describing all us senior citizens. At a certain age all the BS is gone.. ROFL

Author:  Catseyeview [ Tue Nov 11, 2008 4:46 pm ]
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Ollie honey you have plenty of BS to live out the rest of your days (and may they be many) :hug:

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