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Author:  jdmeister [ Thu Nov 13, 2008 12:39 pm ]
Post subject:  How Many Dogs?
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

4. Rottweiler: Make me.

5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

8. Jack Russell Terrier : I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!

10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or 'We don't need no stinking light bulb.'

12. Greyhound/Saluki: It isn't moving. Who cares?

13. Heeler/Australian Cattle Dog: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?
Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:

'How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?'
:mrgreen:
Author:  vbu2c5 [ Thu Nov 13, 2008 3:23 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: How Many Dogs?
Want to know what true unconditional love is? Put your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car and come back 2 hours later and open the trunk and see which one is glad to see you!


Just a joke, no hate mail please! Rudy. :D
Author:  lordairgtar [ Thu Nov 13, 2008 4:24 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: How Many Dogs?
You forgot some
Pit Bull...let me just bite the person who sold you a defective bulb.
Chow.....Hey, I'm Chinese, but I wasn't the one who made your cheap Wal*Mart bulbs.
Samoyed...Just fix it so people may admire my beautiful fur.
Chinese Crested...Forget the light, cuddle me.
Great Dane...I can reach it for you.
Author:  karyoker [ Thu Nov 13, 2008 4:35 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: How Many Dogs?
All dawgs ..If I cant eat it or screw it then shyaet on it!!!
Author:  Jian [ Thu Nov 13, 2008 6:42 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: How Many Dogs?
BD; If it is not a $600 bulb, I lift my hind leg on it :)
Author:  karyoker [ Thu Nov 13, 2008 7:24 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: How Many Dogs?
Quote:
BD; If it is not a $600 bulb, I lift my hind leg on it



ROFL
Author:  Andygurl [ Sun Nov 16, 2008 6:01 am ]
Post subject:  Re: How Many Dogs?
Too freakin' funny! :lol:
I have a Cocker Spaniel & it's so true bout peeing On the carpet in the dark... I had to replace all my carpets until I was able to potty train him but he still likes to mark his territory from time to time... typical male :lol:
Author:  Catseyeview [ Sun Nov 16, 2008 9:13 am ]
Post subject:  Re: How Many Dogs?
What the #@!%^&* just happened here?!?!? I go to post on a different topic and my reply ends up HERE????? :o




PHILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!
Author:  Catseyeview [ Sun Nov 16, 2008 9:18 am ]
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Now I'm skeert to post anything anywhere ffs, peeps gonna think I'm as loony as I act :looney:
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