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http://kansascity.craigslist.org/cto/971742496.html

For Sale—One (1) Wife, slightly used, 1963 Model - $500

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Date: 2008-12-27, 11:29PM CST


Needs muffler, as it is currently VERY LOUD. Intake valve is stuck in the open position.

Rear end needs major overhaul. A crack there has grown monstrously large.

Needs re-wiring—Many wires are currently crossed.

Lots of little dings in the body, which have been covered up with too much paint in a
failed effort at camouflaging them.

Needs re-upholstering—Carpet has turned a dingy gray.

Needs front-end work--Headlights are too close to the ground, and fenders are too far apart.

May not pass emissions test, as it currently produces foul clouds of malodorous gases on a regular basis,

Heater works great. Hot air is never in short supply..

Asking $500 or trade for 1983 model.

That would be funny...


If I didn't have a 1963 model.

Was that a for real ad on cl? Omg, that's too funny.

(and gives me an idea, Lmao)

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good one Matt

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awww someone on the site doesnt have a sense of humour they have removed it

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

Yeah , Morgan, good thing knightshow had the fore thought to copy and paste.

that's WHY I did it... people have a LOT of problems on Craigslist, so there are a lot of "flaggers".

I laughed my buttsky off when I read it.