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Author: | knightshow [ Sun Dec 28, 2008 5:10 am ] |
Post subject: | funny craigslist ad... |
http://kansascity.craigslist.org/cto/971742496.html For Sale—One (1) Wife, slightly used, 1963 Model - $500 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2008-12-27, 11:29PM CST Needs muffler, as it is currently VERY LOUD. Intake valve is stuck in the open position. Rear end needs major overhaul. A crack there has grown monstrously large. Needs re-wiring—Many wires are currently crossed. Lots of little dings in the body, which have been covered up with too much paint in a failed effort at camouflaging them. Needs re-upholstering—Carpet has turned a dingy gray. Needs front-end work--Headlights are too close to the ground, and fenders are too far apart. May not pass emissions test, as it currently produces foul clouds of malodorous gases on a regular basis, Heater works great. Hot air is never in short supply.. Asking $500 or trade for 1983 model. |
Author: | JerryJames [ Sun Dec 28, 2008 5:45 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: funny craigslist ad... |
That would be funny... If I didn't have a 1963 model. |
Author: | Charmin_Gibson [ Sun Dec 28, 2008 1:06 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: funny craigslist ad... |
Was that a for real ad on cl? Omg, that's too funny. (and gives me an idea, Lmao) |
Author: | MorganLeFey [ Sun Dec 28, 2008 2:57 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: funny craigslist ad... |
good one Matt |
Author: | MorganLeFey [ Sun Dec 28, 2008 2:58 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: funny craigslist ad... |
awww someone on the site doesnt have a sense of humour they have removed it |
Author: | lordairgtar [ Sun Dec 28, 2008 9:06 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: funny craigslist ad... |
Yeah , Morgan, good thing knightshow had the fore thought to copy and paste. |
Author: | knightshow [ Mon Dec 29, 2008 6:37 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: funny craigslist ad... |
that's WHY I did it... people have a LOT of problems on Craigslist, so there are a lot of "flaggers". I laughed my buttsky off when I read it. |
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