OMG, you made me laugh Morgan.
No, I knew that those are REALLY good mics. A friend of mine has a sound company that sets up sound systems for events and he has one or two of them so I knew they were good mics. I also talked to a successful local performer recently who's band uses them. I'm sure they're not as common as SM58s, but I imagine they're comparable as far as quality and sound reproduction.
I wanted a Shure Beta 86 or BETA 87, but they go for a lot more money and I've been on a HUGE buying spree lately. I spent almost $300 on some Par 38 LED lights and a bag to carry my speaker stands before New Years, $100 on a little Flip Ultra video camera, a tiny little USB external 500GB hard drive $110, VGA switch box $10, two wireless mics from the DJ at ODJT-$93, Peavey amp $140, pair of 15" speakers $100, Alesis multimix 8 mixer $100, I bought a pair of old Peavey 15" speakers off craig's list a couple of months ago for $65, a pair of EV Zx1 speakers $365 and I am going to buy another external USB 500GB drive as a gift to a friend who has been helping me out. So as you can see I've been spending lots of money lately.
As I mentioned, I also have a couple of wireless microphone systems coming from a DJ over at Our DJ Talk forum. One of them is a Samson VHF wireless system with a SM58 element in the handset. I'm not sure how he did that, but I'm looking forward to trying it out when it comes in the next few days. The other one is an Audio Technica.
As far as microphones, I am set. I won't be buying another mic for a long, long time. The only other mic I might possibly buy would be another Nady DKW Duo for $50 if I start hosting regularly. Those would be my regular Karaoke mics for customers.