diamonddave @ Fri Jan 30, 2009 8:44 am wrote:
The diamonds are the safest route experiance Dave
sometimes anal beads work too....experience....not sure how safe, though....
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| Author: | jdmeister [ Thu Jan 29, 2009 5:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Hormones Rule |
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth, and he takes his very life into his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!! DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown. SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER: Could we be overreacting? SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars. ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. SAFEST: Can I get you a drink with that? ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: What did you do all day? SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today. SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe! ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate. Pass this onto all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh! Or men who need a warning! And remember: Money talks...but chocolate sings. Another thing to giggle about... My significant other, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. ! Maybe next time he'll buy me diamonds. Here, have some chocolate... |
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| Author: | diamonddave [ Fri Jan 30, 2009 6:44 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hormones Rule |
The diamonds are the safest route experiance Dave |
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| Author: | johnny reverb [ Fri Jan 30, 2009 2:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hormones Rule |
diamonddave @ Fri Jan 30, 2009 8:44 am wrote: The diamonds are the safest route experiance Dave
sometimes anal beads work too....experience....not sure how safe, though....
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| Author: | lordairgtar [ Sat Jan 31, 2009 8:09 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hormones Rule |
"Diamonds...That'll shut her up" |
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| Author: | jdmeister [ Sat Jan 31, 2009 9:06 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hormones Rule |
Anal beads? 
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