I'm not sure if that kinda joke is allowed here but I'll let ya slide this time
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| Author: | Hank Singer [ Thu Sep 03, 2009 1:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Any new jokes... |
A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks "What's your occupation?" "I'm a Lady of the night," she says. The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, " Let's try to rephrase that." The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl". "No, that still won't work. Try again." They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer." The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?" "Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year." "Chicken Farmer it is." |
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| Author: | Andygurl [ Thu Sep 03, 2009 1:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Any new jokes... |
I'm not sure if that kinda joke is allowed here but I'll let ya slide this time
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| Author: | Sonick [ Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Any new jokes... |
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| Author: | Charmin_Gibson [ Fri Sep 04, 2009 7:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Any new jokes... |
Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so life like you wouldn't believe it! They are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to the approaching drivers. To my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike men which made it safer for me to work at the side of the road. And of course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is tooting their horns and waving like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulls up behind me. He gets out of his car and starts walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper! 'What's going on here? ' 'My car has a flat tire', I said calmly. 'Well, what are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road? ' I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, 'Helloooo, those are my emergency flashers! ' |
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