So I just booked a DJ gig today that I'm really super excited about. My father-in-law lives in northern WI and got me the lead on this one. During deer hunting season, one of the bars up there has their deer hunters party going every night of the season. This year for some reason their regular DJ couldn't do it so they needed someone. So the way this works out, I get to go deer hunting for the first time in almost 5 years, I get paid to be at the bar after the hunt is done each day (10 days total) and I'll be DJ/Emcee for the exotic dancers they have each night. Oh and I don't have to lug any equipment because the regular DJ agreed to let the bar use his rig, so all I gotta do is just show up.

And you guys are surprised that women try things like wearing low cut shirts and short skirts to get an extra turn singing? It's because everyone knows you think with your [strike]peckers[/strike] pickles.

Yes unfortunately it is true. Actually my expectation is that by the end of 10 days I'm probably going to be pretty much immune and might actually be sick of seeing that kinda thing for a while (wait what am I saying, could you ever really be sick of that).