Once in a while we'll get a crazy or 2 in the bar. As long as no one gets hurt it's usually entertainment for the patrons and me. I thought I'd share my Wednesday night story. Please post your crazy people stories, for a laugh or two.
I had a guy come in that was obviously slow or slightly retarded. We all recognized it and was kind to him. He even sang a song and didn't do that bad of a job. Well he decided to approach a table of young girls that are regulars and lift up his shirt all the way up to flash them. They tried to ignore him, but he continued to disrobe even more. He unbuttoned and unsipped his pants.. The one girl reached into her purse for her phone. He started yelling," No, no Mace! - NO MACE!". He ran out the door and didn't come back.
On the same night a older gal fell in the front door when she came in. People went to her rescue, but she was fine. Then she took her shoes off and put her shoes and feet on the bar. Next she lit up a cigarette. She was asked to put it out and did. The minute the bartender wasn't looking she lit another one. This time he put it out and asked her to leave. He escorted her out and not 30 seconds later she came in the back door walked up to the pool table and through a pool ball and laughed. I think her plan was to then to escape by running out, but instead she ran face first into me waiting to go to the bathroom. She thought the bathroom door was the way out.
