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Just for fun - this topic is mainly karaoke jokes, not the run of the mill type funny jokes.

Karaoke quips (clever or witty remarks or comments). Probably not too many of them. If you have one (or more) please post. I'll start:

Grandson : Grandpa! What does "karaoke" mean?
Grandpa : "Karaoke" is a combination of people who shouldn't drink with people who shouldn’t sing”.
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Karaoke as bad as it gets - that's why it's so good!

Karaoke - a night of torture, 3 or 4minutes at a time
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The more you drink, the better you sound. The more I drink, the better you sound.

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