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So doing my regular shows this week, and the bar was PACKED on friday night.  I had to PEE REALY BAD, and there was a line for the guy's b-room about 6 deep.  Not enough time for me to wait and pee whiles someone was singing.  Had a female freind hold the womans b-room for me, since the line was only 2 deep.  So I finaly got to pee.  MY GOD what a pit.  Pee all over the floor, tp spread everwhere, and the smell  :vomit: Oh yea, poo stains on the underside of the lid too.

My wife is always giving me crap about the condition that men leave the bathroom in (mainly me @ home), but the men's b-room at the bar was like a surgery room as compared to the womens that night.  I will wear diapers rather than having to use a woman's b-room again.

Comment on the women b-rooms?
Suggestions on brands of adult diapers?  LOL
Rude remarks from females about what men do in b-rooms?

That is odd - usually the mens bathroom smells. I just figured it was all that
testosterone.

Woman can be pigs too - I hate when they pee on the seat!!

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It's because most women will not sit and make contact with the seat in a public restroom...so they kinda half-squat and let things spray.

We guys have a distinct advantage...we can stand and aim(when we want to). The only time I have trouble peeing is when I have to use both hands to bend it down forcefully toward the bowl....sometimes it's really difficult todo that(early morning rigormortise)....I admit that there were times I blasted the plaster off the walls and soaked everything in the stall...but that only happens when I loose my grip and it gets away from me....One time I tried so hard to bend it downward, that my feet flew out from under me and I slipped and fell and banged my head on the toilet.

I have heard many business owners complain about the same problem. You would think the girls room would be much cleaner than the mens room, but that just ain't true.

Now you know why stripper bars have really tall urinals in the mens room....

Keith ~ It sounds like it's hard to tame that wild beast of yours.........the uh, horse.

The definition of Torque....

When you grab on to that morning h*&%on and bend it down to pee, and your heels come off the floor.

I've never seen a bathroom that horrible, but then again I try to avoid public restrooms at all costs. I find the more unclean the bar/crowd, the worse the bathrooms are.

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I rarely ever use public restrooms either, just the thought that you're sharing the toilet with strangers is pretty gross... don't matter where ya are. But in a bar, unless you drink nothing at all..... nature calls. (and calls, and calls, and calls....)

But I've never seen any as bad as you're describing either. I've seen tons of women puke in bathroom toilets- and sinks- and floors. (heck, I think I've done that on a couple rare occasions too, though I'm usually sane enough to head out the door to the bushes) Drunk gals CAN leave a bathroom messy though, I agree I've seen that, but just...... not that bad. (usually there's some kind of clean up help working there anyhow)

I've also...... had to use the men's restroom...... it's usually the gals' who is tied up with long lines. And I beg pardon...... but men are pretty much pigs in a restroom. No two ways about it, I've never seen a clean men's restroom.  :no:  LOL

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So...................if men are PIGS does that make the women be LITTLE SOWS???????????

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!

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Ex wife saw some ho fingering spilled cocaine off of the stall floor...... How desperate is that?    You have to be really sick....

Looks can be deceiving!  This person may have just been a good citizen and was trying to clean the place up

I will never go to the lady's room, no matter what. I will do on on someone car's wheel rather than go in that place. I had been chased out of the Lady's once. Went in by accident.

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Most places I hang the guys go outside against the wall.

Nice thing about living out in the sticks....You can whiz off the back porch.

When I built the new barn last year the first thing I did was pee in the center of each stall....Sure nuff the horses strolled in and went nose down on that spot and sniffed....Then they rolled in it....I turned to the wife and said 'told ya so'.

Sometimes you have to do what you have to do.

I can remember having to go in the mens room. All they had was a urinal
that looked like a horse trof < spelling? Not fun.

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I've worked in two restaurants, a grocery store, and a couple of bars...and in my experience, the ladies' room is ALWAYS messier.  Couldn't begin to come up with a reason, it's just always been the case as I've seen it.

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My dad was in the restaurant business and it was always the women's room that was the grossest. Sorry ladies!

Yeah I went to a place about a week ago where the ladies' room was pretty bad.  Someone actually wrote a grafitti message on the wall telling people not to pee on the seat.  (What is this world coming to when people have to have a written message to tell them that???  It should be understood.)

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