i love that one, but my favorite is
what winks and F^&*s like a tiger?
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| Author: | Crystal [ Tue Jul 04, 2006 2:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Remember the "pick up lines" thread? |
I was reminded of that old thread today when I got the OLLLLLLDEST pick-up line used on me today!! HAHAHA!! some guy goes "so your legs must get sore as hell at night, eh?" I TOTALLY fell for it, cuz I thought he musta seen me rollerblading to work this morning.... so I'm like "nope... why?" I kid you not... he goes "Cuz you're always running through my mind" LORD!! I'm almost peed maself!! I can honestly say that's the first time anyone's EVER used a line on me before..... it nearly KILLED me to keep a straight face.... "here's your receipt and have a nice day, Sir" |
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| Author: | pflugerville [ Tue Jul 04, 2006 2:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Remember the "pick up lines" thread? |
i love that one, but my favorite is what winks and F^&*s like a tiger?
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| Author: | Crystal [ Tue Jul 04, 2006 2:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Remember the "pick up lines" thread? |
LMFAO!!!! That IS hillarious!! :worship: |
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| Author: | pflugerville [ Tue Jul 04, 2006 2:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Remember the "pick up lines" thread? |
i also use...errrr... i mean heard one about having a six inch tongue and being able to hold my breath for 15 minutes! |
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| Author: | Crystal [ Tue Jul 04, 2006 2:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Remember the "pick up lines" thread? |
no vocals @ Tue Jul 04, 2006 3:26 pm wrote: i also use...errrr... i mean heard one......
LMFAO! |
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| Author: | fiery [ Tue Jul 04, 2006 2:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Remember the "pick up lines" thread? |
I can thankfully say noone has ever tried to run a pickup line on me... I think I would actually have a giggle fit on the spot. I think the funniest one I have heard to date is "Hey baby, wanna play house? You can be the door and I'll slam you." |
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| Author: | Shunn [ Tue Jul 04, 2006 3:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Remember the "pick up lines" thread? |
I never needed a pickup line. I used to go out clubbing with a friend of mine who used to get drunk and really pursue women hard. I would always come over and say, "Is this guy bothering you?" They would always laugh and say yes. I met lots of girls just by giving him a little room and then jumping in with both feet. The horrible part is that is exactly how I met my wife (absolute truth). At Jerimiah's here in San Marcos (turned into Spinnakers) then went tits up due to asbestos found in the place. It was inundated with it. The evil little place did it's evil deed and then went out of business. Oh well. Power just flickered so I may be out of business here in a bit, got a major storm moving in. |
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| Author: | Guest [ Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Remember the "pick up lines" thread? |
Hey baby, nice tooth.....  Works every time.
My all time favorite is.... I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo.... |
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| Author: | Chuck2 [ Wed Jul 05, 2006 12:40 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Remember the "pick up lines" thread? |
Bigdog @ Wed Jul 05, 2006 1:23 am wrote: Hey baby, nice tooth..... what the hell am I doing here.
Works every time.My all time favorite is.... I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo.... I can really relate to that song. 
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| Author: | Shunn [ Wed Jul 05, 2006 2:31 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Remember the "pick up lines" thread? |
AtM @ Wed Jul 05, 2006 12:40 am wrote: Bigdog @ Wed Jul 05, 2006 1:23 am wrote: Hey baby, nice tooth..... what the hell am I doing here. Works every time.My all time favorite is.... I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo.... I can really relate to that song. Just sang that at karaoke. It's neat-o Radiohead...what were they thinking? |
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| Author: | fiery [ Wed Jul 05, 2006 5:41 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Remember the "pick up lines" thread? |
Jeffieoke @ July 5th 2006, 04:31 wrote: AtM @ Wed Jul 05, 2006 12:40 am wrote: Bigdog @ Wed Jul 05, 2006 1:23 am wrote: Hey baby, nice tooth..... what the hell am I doing here. Works every time.My all time favorite is.... I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo.... I can really relate to that song. Just sang that at karaoke. It's neat-o Radiohead...what were they thinking? My old KJ gave that song away on me to a drunk, horrible singer even though I had the slip in already. I was PO'd cause it was the first time I was planning on trying that one live. http://www.koreus.com/files/200408/radiohead_creep.html <<<off topic, I know...but a very cool animation. |
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| Author: | lbister [ Wed Jul 05, 2006 7:08 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Remember the "pick up lines" thread? |
I never went in for pick-up lines. They all sounded so trite to me that I figured it must sound even worse to the object of the line. When I lived in Nebraska a favorite, and effective, line seemed to be "Gee, you sure don't sweat much for a fat girl." I can't imagine it working anywhere else. If I was younger I might use, "Hi. I'm working my way through life by selling my body." Oh . . . I probably would also need to have a much better body than the one I'm inhabiting these days. Actually, one girl did use a line on me once (only once dammit). She came up to me and said, "You look so sad." My response was, "Do you want to make me feel better?" It was a really dumb response but it was the first thing that popped into my head. It was so stupid that it did get us to talking. We had a nice relationship for a period of time and we're still friends. Larry |
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| Author: | Babs [ Wed Jul 05, 2006 7:17 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Remember the "pick up lines" thread? |
| some guys are really dumb. How can you not laugh at a pick up line.
I usually follow it by saying - Does that really work on girls or with lines like that you must not get laid much. |
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| Author: | fiery [ Wed Jul 05, 2006 7:18 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Remember the "pick up lines" thread? |
Babs @ July 5th 2006, 09:17 wrote: LMAO some guys are really dumb. How can you not laugh at a pick up line.
I usually follow it by saying - Does that really work on girls or with lines like that you must not get laid much. wonder if the guys ever try one after that??
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| Author: | lbister [ Wed Jul 05, 2006 7:41 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Remember the "pick up lines" thread? |
Some guys are very slow learners. I've had friends who subscribed to the theory that if you throw enough mud agains a wall some of it will stick. So as soon as one lady rejected their line they went looking for another. As far as I know the pick-up line was their sole form of interaction with the opposite sex. It's interestig to get the female perspective on this. I always figured that a pick-up line was so totally lame that the recipient couldn't possibly do anything but laugh at it. I'm glad Babs was able to confirm that. Larry |
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| Author: | fiery [ Wed Jul 05, 2006 7:48 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Remember the "pick up lines" thread? |
lbister @ July 5th 2006, 09:41 wrote: Some guys are very slow learners. I've had friends who subscribed to the theory that if you throw enough mud agains a wall some of it will stick. So as soon as one lady rejected their line they went looking for another. As far as I know the pick-up line was their sole form of interaction with the opposite sex.
It's interestig to get the female perspective on this. I always figured that a pick-up line was so totally lame that the recipient couldn't possibly do anything but laugh at it. I'm glad Babs was able to confirm that. Larry  I said the same thing earlier in the thread so that's 2 points :hi5:
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| Author: | Chuck2 [ Wed Jul 05, 2006 8:19 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Remember the "pick up lines" thread? |
I never used pickup lines. I even gave up trying to approach women all together for a while because it seemed that anything I could think of saying sounded like a line. That was my blue period.
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| Author: | pflugerville [ Wed Jul 05, 2006 8:30 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Remember the "pick up lines" thread? |
"blue" certain part of the anatomy? |
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| Author: | lbister [ Wed Jul 05, 2006 8:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Remember the "pick up lines" thread? |
fierynette @ Wed Jul 05, 2006 9:48 am wrote: lbister @ July 5th 2006, 09:41 wrote: Some guys are very slow learners. I've had friends who subscribed to the theory that if you throw enough mud agains a wall some of it will stick. So as soon as one lady rejected their line they went looking for another. As far as I know the pick-up line was their sole form of interaction with the opposite sex. It's interestig to get the female perspective on this. I always figured that a pick-up line was so totally lame that the recipient couldn't possibly do anything but laugh at it. I'm glad Babs was able to confirm that. Larry I said the same thing earlier in the thread so that's 2 points :hi5:I seem to be stepping in it all over the place today. Sorry, Fierynette, I didn't mean to exclude you. I think what I need is a "Groundhog Day" like Bill Murray. A "do over" would probably be a very good thing for me at this point. Larry |
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| Author: | Chuck2 [ Wed Jul 05, 2006 8:54 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Remember the "pick up lines" thread? |
no vocals @ Wed Jul 05, 2006 11:30 am wrote: "blue" certain part of the anatomy? you're funny Steve.
Hey man, it looks like Austin could really use a good KJ like you from what Jeffieoke said about his bummed wednesday night affair. It sounds lie you'll have another gig in no time. |
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