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If karaoke was around when Confucius lived, can you think of anything he might have said about it. I'll start.....I know you people are creative, so I expect witty things.
Confucius say, " Man who karaoke out a$$, sure to sound like sh%t"

I know, not that good......I'll try to think of something else.....help

Confucius say:

Fat Karaoke singer who jump down mine shaft sing in A Flat Minor.

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C Mc
KJ, FL

Confucius say:

Scream in microphone and have an early painful death

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Singer who abuses mic might get his (@$%&#!) kicked...

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This is an actual Confucius Saying (with a very slight mod):

The expectations of life depend upon diligence; the KJ that would perfect his work must first tune his tools.

Woman who sing topless, attain peak preformance

Man who karaoke in nude, may exhibit more than just vocal short commings

Not to mention getting a severe shock


Kappy say:


Man who karaoke in nude, better have rubber on feet.

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Confucius say...



Drunk man arrested at karaoke bar told to remain silent



LoL it's bad I know but it's all I could come up with

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[scroll][glow=darkorchid]~I'm the girl your mother warned you about~[/scroll][/glow]

I wish I could come up with one for this, been trying,  but maybe you guys can help me out,
one for the bar owners who blow smoke up your butt about a perspective job at their bar. Im sooo done with that ! ( call back next week , hes not in right now can I get you something to drink? , let me get with the big boss & see what he thinks ) I wish they'd just say yes or no ya know ? It'd be nice to when I get so angry at the run-around  to think back on a saying to make me laugh about it instead of getting angry.

HELP !!!  :grouphug:

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Kelley
Star Sounds Karaoke & Mobile Recording Studio


[shadow=black][scroll]You have to respect your audience. Without them, you're essentially standing alone, singing to yourself....KD Lang[/scroll][/shadow]

boss who say call back next week, sound fishy smelly....Karaoke Kelley, spread karaoke, smooth like jelly

Confucius says

If you can sing, sing loud. If you CAN'T sing, practise harder.

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I can neither confirm nor deny ever having or knowing anything about nothing.... mrscott

Good one !!  Keep em comin please !

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Kelley
Star Sounds Karaoke & Mobile Recording Studio


[shadow=black][scroll]You have to respect your audience. Without them, you're essentially standing alone, singing to yourself....KD Lang[/scroll][/shadow]

Confucius says,

Singer in mini skirt who falls off stage has nasty crack up.  :worship:  :dancin:  :hi5:

Top that one!

Confucius says,

Karaoke for you, might be kary-achey for them.

Confusious say

Kj who sing too much ..sing to no one
Singers who think themselves a star usually end up a deserted moon
Singer who have cold and cough should stay home and sleep
Bar Manager who full of promises usually full of sheet
Singer who wave $100 in front of KJ to sing ..Confusious say NEXT  

The last one is priceless......

Confucius say.....big boss........ Kelley girl been roun' long time....why you no hire her.....you stupid or sumting.....ben ova, and Confucius enlighten you..... ....jj

You people are sooo not right in the head...and I love it!!

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Now Im diggin this one !!  LOL

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Kelley
Star Sounds Karaoke & Mobile Recording Studio


[shadow=black][scroll]You have to respect your audience. Without them, you're essentially standing alone, singing to yourself....KD Lang[/scroll][/shadow]

My favorite so far!  :hi5:


Confucious say:

Bar owner's brain = to headache in a$$

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