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Author:  Guest [ Thu Oct 05, 2006 12:40 am ]
Post subject:  Illegal KJ the new worlds greatest.

Yes I think I will have to move over.  :yes:  :shock:  :O  :worship:     The end of Bigdog's reign is at hand.    :shock:  :O  :yes:  :(



Last week I had a visit from a fellow KJ.   Says he's been doing it 4 years.     He offered me the sale of a Hard Drive with 35,000 songs on it.      I played along and told him I would think about it.    He also offered some tips on how I should turn down the reverb.    He sounds like one of the singers that wants to here his natural, naked voice.   Or he doesn't have reverb or believe in it.

He came back this week with a buddy or two.     I can't tell how many for sure.    Anyway he procededs to start talking to everyone.     He's telling them all about his show.     How good he is and how I suck.   He's trying to get all of my singers to come with his show.     He told one of the singers, that told me about it.    Seems he thought me and my system sucked a whole lot.     I can understand why.     The singer that told me said he better shut up because he was my friend.   I told him not to get involved in anything because I know what I have.    And I have no fear of anyone's system in our entire metro area.

Here is where it gets real good.     He (KJ) comes up and asks me if I play anywhere else around here.     I showed him my calender that has Sundays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays filled in.     He looks at it and says He was at the Saturday show about 4 years ago.    And he can't come to it because he now works Saturdays.     LOL     One night a week, after 4 years of being a KJ.      LMAO      It gets even better.    He tells me he gets $200 a night.    He asks me what I charge.   I have nothing to hide from him.      I told him $175.   Let's see.   He gets $800 a month and I get $885 a week.


So I will be conceeding to him, my crown.      Anyone that is that good needs all the help he can get.      He is the new King of Karaoke.    I truely suck compared to him.     LMAO    He also has much more class and talent than I do.   :worship:  :worship:  :worship:


Here's to you my Lordship. :shock:  :O

Author:  Lauriejeanne [ Thu Oct 05, 2006 12:51 am ]
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No don't do that!! After all dog spelled backward is God!!! :worship:

Author:  Guest [ Thu Oct 05, 2006 1:06 am ]
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You're learning.  :worship:  LMAO  :hug:

Author:  MorganLeFey [ Thu Oct 05, 2006 1:36 am ]
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LMAO  :no:  LMAO  :no: [schild=13 fontcolor=8B0000 shadowcolor=FFD700 shieldshadow=1]Big Dog retains the bone[/schild]

Author:  timberlea [ Thu Oct 05, 2006 2:35 am ]
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Was somebody talking or was that just an invisible ghost again.

Author:  knightshow [ Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:26 am ]
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it's that flea again, Tim

Author:  Guest [ Thu Oct 05, 2006 6:34 am ]
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What's that about reverb??????...is he nuts, no one wants to see me or my voice nekked.....why I'd be just....johnny........F   that :(

Author:  Guest [ Thu Oct 05, 2006 1:31 pm ]
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He is an imaginary KJ, that came to one of my 5 imaginary jobs, to talk about his imaginary $800 a month, after 4 years of business.  LMAO

There is no mystery.        Halloween's coming.       Booo :shock:  :O

Author:  timberlea [ Thu Oct 05, 2006 3:06 pm ]
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Hey Matt, I think that flea is still in here.

Author:  knightshow [ Thu Oct 05, 2006 3:32 pm ]
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more like a fly... there for a few moments to make you go "Shoo!"

Image

The only bigdog I see here is this

Author:  Guest [ Fri Oct 06, 2006 2:19 pm ]
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LMAO    My favorite flavor. LMAO

Author:  knightshow [ Fri Oct 06, 2006 3:29 pm ]
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in all honesty, my mom has a dog like the one in your avatar... kinda funny, cause it's got the shakes. I see Chiwowows (and I ain't gonna look it up, either) that shake like that!

Author:  Re Invention [ Sat Oct 07, 2006 8:48 pm ]
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He may not be a great KJ,  but I'll bet he doesn't feel the need to use 50 million freaking emoticons every time he expresses a thought.

Author:  MorganLeFey [ Sat Oct 07, 2006 10:33 pm ]
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Johnny Echo @ Fri Oct 06, 2006 2:34 am wrote:
What's that about reverb??????...is he nuts, no one wants to see me or my voice nekked.....why I'd be just....johnny........F   that :(


nekked? :O *perk*

Author:  Guest [ Sat Oct 07, 2006 10:50 pm ]
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I just love :hug: those little things.   They make me all squishy inside. :yes:  :O

Author:  Guest [ Sat Oct 07, 2006 10:57 pm ]
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Even when I use them to show the emotion that the sentence contains, nobody understands anyway. :no:  :O

Author:  All or Nothing [ Sun Oct 08, 2006 9:11 am ]
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How's your grandiosity coming along Bigdog? You still feeling it? I hope so. It's great isn't it?

Let me buy you another beer. LMAO

Author:  Guest [ Sun Oct 08, 2006 12:57 pm ]
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I forgot, I heard him telling someone that my crowd was all "his" following.     Since he only has one gig, I guess they had to go somewhere.... LMAO  



I use to have an inferiority complex.   :shock:  :yes:    


Until I found out the whole world was against me. :whistle:






I use to be conceited...  


Now I know I'm perfect.




Everybody wants to be "King of the Hill."   It's not easy being me.  LMAO

Author:  Guest [ Thu Oct 12, 2006 6:47 am ]
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The illegal computer hack keeps coming back.    Never shuts up about promoting his show to everyone with ears.    He has twice as many songs as me, I suck and my system sucks.    He must really be desperate for singers.   Or he's trying to figure out my secret to success.     Even if he had it, he wouldn't know what to do with it. LMAO

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