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Author:  Steven Kaplan [ Fri Mar 09, 2007 7:21 pm ]
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Good day,

I am Attorney Eric Potter Clarkson, I am the personal Attorney to Mr.
Hughson Kaplan. On the 21st of April 2000, my client, his wife and their
three children were involved in a car accident here in the UK. All
occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives.

Since then I have made several enquiries to locate any of my clients
extended relatives, which have proved unsuccessful. After these several
unsuccessful attempts, I decided to track his last name over the
Internet, to locate any member of his family hence I contacted you.

I have contacted you to assist in repatriating the money and property
left behind by my client before they get confiscated or declared
Unserviceable by the bank where these huge deposits were lodged particularly
the HSBC, UK Branch where the Deceased had an account valued at about
US$25.7million dollars.

The Finance House has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or
have the Account confiscated within the next ten official working days.
Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 2
Years now I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the
deceased since you have the same last name so that the proceeds of this
account valued at US$25.7million dollars can be paid to you and then you
and me can share the money. Note that if this money gets into
government hands, the officials there will not use the money for development but
will manipulate ways in which this money will be paid into there
personal account and they will share the money that they did not work for.

I have all necessary legal documents that can be used to back up any
claim we will be making. All I require is your honest co-operation to
enable us seeing this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed
under legitimate arrangement.  Please get in touch with me via my
private Emails:  blessedsolicitors@yahoo.co.uk or
blessedsolicitors1@yahoo.co.uk to enable us discuss further.

Thank you very much for your co-operation.

Best regards,
Attorney Eric Potter Clarkson
Emails: blessedsolicitors@yahoo.co.uk
blessedsolicitors1@yahoo.co.uk



LMAO

Author:  eben [ Fri Mar 09, 2007 9:42 pm ]
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You think that's funny? Ok, so my last name can be either Asian or Caucasian last name. I got the same letter from UK and they are telling me I am related some white person. Unless both of my parents suddently turned in to Caucasians or we have long (that's LONGGGGG) lost relatives in UK, I really don't think I am the sole surviving relative to poor John's family.  :O

Author:  Steven Kaplan [ Fri Mar 09, 2007 9:51 pm ]
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What a coincidence Eben !   Two people in Karaoke Scene both having relatives that were killed in England and becoming multi-millionaires !!     Congratulations btw !!!

Author:  Steven Kaplan [ Fri Mar 09, 2007 9:54 pm ]
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(I know,  you are about to recind the comment in your thread regarding me being astute)  LMAO

Author:  eben [ Fri Mar 09, 2007 10:46 pm ]
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LMAO

Author:  kjchrisc [ Fri Mar 09, 2007 11:37 pm ]
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That's it.... I'm changing my name to Ben Kaplan.

Can't believe I was depending on Powerball. LOL

Author:  billy d [ Sat Mar 10, 2007 10:42 am ]
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Just change your name to Gabe Kaplan........and "Welcomb Back".... :)

Author:  Steven Kaplan [ Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:25 pm ]
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WOW... Cotter goes back a few years Billy D.  Yet another Travolta show before he was in every show that Robin Williams wasn't in. Also, before many here were even born. Around 1976 or 1977 ?



Btw,  I'll keep you folks informed.  I'll let you know when my money arrives !  I didn't want to say anything because some might not believe me, however this wasn't the first time I struck it wealthy.   I'm still awaiting my checks from the relatives that were attacked and killed in Ethiopa (apparently they were in the way of Hippo's during the mating season), and relatives in S. America who accidently drove off've Coroica road while visiting La Paz.  Since I'm not one to flaunt fortune at the expense of those of you that have so much less of it,  I didn't feel it proper to be discussing all the millionaire relatives I never even knew I had. At least in such a venue.

Author:  billy d [ Sun Mar 11, 2007 6:55 pm ]
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Last time I dropped 20 bucks on the lottery, my wife kicked me square in the nuts..........brought a whole new meaning to the phrase power ball...... :( .....on the bright side, I was really nailing those Frankie Valli songs for a while..... :)

Author:  MorganLeFey [ Sun Mar 11, 2007 7:06 pm ]
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toooo funny  LMAO

Author:  Steven Kaplan [ Mon Mar 12, 2007 8:06 pm ]
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Should've listened to your father Billy D


Seems she tried to cut you down in size
swelling between the thighs  -to your friends
But your own father said give her up don't bother
feels like the world's coming to an end

(now you won't) Walk like a man
Talk like a man
hunched on the earth
when you should've ran

Author:  Trex [ Wed Mar 14, 2007 2:52 am ]
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I'm changing my Name to Stephen Kaplan....That way I'll be famous for several things and I'll have my own web site and everything!!  LMAO  LMAO  LMAO  :wave:

Author:  Charmin_Gibson [ Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:21 am ]
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:D .

Author:  twansenne [ Wed Mar 14, 2007 2:07 pm ]
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DELETED BY ME....never mind.

Author:  jdmeister [ Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:48 pm ]
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Strangely, I have money coming from Africa..  :hi5:

Author:  Steven Kaplan [ Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:00 pm ]
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Congrats Jerry !

Author:  Steven Kaplan [ Sun Mar 25, 2007 8:14 pm ]
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I suppose my money should be arriving any day now !   They say good things come to those who wait

Author:  Steven Kaplan [ Thu May 17, 2007 7:31 pm ]
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I must be the luckiest guy on this earth !   Do you really how much I've won just for being "myself" over the course of this past year alone ?  I'm besides myself (although it appears my ethnicity remains arguable)


I just won something else !

Quote:
EURO-AFRO INTERNATIONAL YOU HAVE JUST WON (CONGRATULATION)  Thu May 17, 2007

Author:  Babs [ Thu May 17, 2007 9:43 pm ]
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Kappy you have just won "Piece of mind". You only need to pay shipping of a $100 to me and I will ship it imediately. As soon as you open the box you will feel complete relief.  :D

Author:  Steven Kaplan [ Fri May 18, 2007 1:45 am ]
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Thanks Babs.  PayPal or Money Order your preference ?

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