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Babs @ Thu Jul 20, 2006 2:43 pm wrote: Yes dear.
Oh . . . I like that.
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OK let me just try to get all this into one here... 
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Let the women think they won. We all come out better as a result !
If we could confine it to letting them think they've won it would be okay. It makes me crazy to know they're right.
Larry You may as well let us win because we are always right....even if we are wrong. Just agree with us. Women are not like men...we will admit we were wrong if at a later date we discover proof that we were wrong. Until we have that proof we will argue you to death. Save trouble and say "ok darling...whatever you say"....if you are right, you can say "I told you so" later....we won't mind then... Quote: That, along with doing EXACTLY what you tell them you're going to do, and having approval...and then catching hell for doing exactly that!
Ladies, if we're screwing up...please SAY SO!! If you don't like it, don't say "Do whatever"...that sounds like you either approve or don't care...if you DO care...make it known!!
(ok...coming down from soap box)
We just expect that after a certain amount of time spent with us you will know "THE RULES" by heart and never dream of doing anything that might offend us. You will notice that at the beginning of a relationship we will try to guide you in everything you do until we consider you "TRAINED". After that you are on your own...we will allow you to break a rule...then you are severely punished for forgetting "THE RULES". We figure this is the best way to keep you from forgetting again. Of course "THE RULES" are different for every woman and are subject to change at any given time...
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AMEN to that sister!!!  _________________ Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. (I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.)
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Steven Kaplan
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Quote: I think this is one of the reasons women outlive men. They want to. They need some time after we pass on. I think they call it down time.
I also think women are tougher physically. They can tolerate more stress without it taking as much of a toll on them. Of course when women live with other women they don't live as long... Men are easier to put up with <ducking and running out now>
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Sinnamon @ Thu Jul 20, 2006 5:58 pm wrote: OK let me just try to get all this into one here... Quote: Hint:
Let the women think they won. We all come out better as a result !
If we could confine it to letting them think they've won it would be okay. It makes me crazy to know they're right.
Larry You may as well let us win because we are always right....even if we are wrong. Just agree with us. Women are not like men...we will admit we were wrong if at a later date we discover proof that we were wrong. Until we have that proof we will argue you to death. Save trouble and say "ok darling...whatever you say"....if you are right, you can say "I told you so" later....we won't mind then... We just expect that after a certain amount of time spent with us you will know "THE RULES" by heart and never dream of doing anything that might offend us. You will notice that at the beginning of a relationship we will try to guide you in everything you do until we consider you "TRAINED". After that you are on your own...we will allow you to break a rule...then you are severely punished for forgetting "THE RULES". We figure this is the best way to keep you from forgetting again. Of course "THE RULES" are different for every woman and are subject to change at any given time... Ok darling...whatever you say. 
Larry
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Steven Kaplan @ Fri Jul 21, 2006 2:49 pm wrote: Quote: I think this is one of the reasons women outlive men. They want to. They need some time after we pass on. I think they call it down time. I also think women are tougher physically. They can tolerate more stress without it taking as much of a toll on them. Of course when women live with other women they don't live as long... Men are easier to put up with <ducking and running out now> I have a theory based on my observation of several households that contained more than one adult woman ("adult woman" - any female over the age of 14); two women cannot exist in the same home for any length of time. I think it's because they both want to be in charge. (This theory was born of observation of women over an extended period of time. The conclusion was the result of proper utilization of the scientific method. The author, therefor, should not be subjected to unwarranted attacks by the gentler sex. I am the messenger, not the message.)
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Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 7:34 pm |
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Steven Kaplan @ Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:49 pm wrote: Quote: I think this is one of the reasons women outlive men. They want to. They need some time after we pass on. I think they call it down time. I also think women are tougher physically. They can tolerate more stress without it taking as much of a toll on them. Of course when women live with other women they don't live as long... Men are easier to put up with <ducking and running out now> Come back here Kappy you big chicken!!!! I just wanna talk....HONEST!! _________________ [glow=violet] **Sing like nobody's listening...live like there's no tomorrow**[/glow]
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Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 7:43 pm |
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I think I see his butt stickin out from under that rock over there... QUICK! Get him!! LMAO _________________ Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. (I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.)
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lbister @ Fri Jul 21, 2006 4:02 pm wrote: Sinnamon @ Thu Jul 20, 2006 5:58 pm wrote: OK let me just try to get all this into one here... Quote: Hint:
Let the women think they won. We all come out better as a result !
If we could confine it to letting them think they've won it would be okay. It makes me crazy to know they're right.
Larry You may as well let us win because we are always right....even if we are wrong. Just agree with us. Women are not like men...we will admit we were wrong if at a later date we discover proof that we were wrong. Until we have that proof we will argue you to death. Save trouble and say "ok darling...whatever you say"....if you are right, you can say "I told you so" later....we won't mind then... We just expect that after a certain amount of time spent with us you will know "THE RULES" by heart and never dream of doing anything that might offend us. You will notice that at the beginning of a relationship we will try to guide you in everything you do until we consider you "TRAINED". After that you are on your own...we will allow you to break a rule...then you are severely punished for forgetting "THE RULES". We figure this is the best way to keep you from forgetting again. Of course "THE RULES" are different for every woman and are subject to change at any given time... Ok darling...whatever you say. Larry Now you're getting the idea Larry!   _________________ [glow=violet] **Sing like nobody's listening...live like there's no tomorrow**[/glow]
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Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 7:46 pm |
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lbister @ Fri Jul 21, 2006 4:08 pm wrote: Steven Kaplan @ Fri Jul 21, 2006 2:49 pm wrote: Quote: I think this is one of the reasons women outlive men. They want to. They need some time after we pass on. I think they call it down time. I also think women are tougher physically. They can tolerate more stress without it taking as much of a toll on them. Of course when women live with other women they don't live as long... Men are easier to put up with <ducking and running out now> I have a theory based on my observation of several households that contained more than one adult woman ("adult woman" - any female over the age of 14); two women cannot exist in the same home for any length of time. I think it's because they both want to be in charge. (This theory was born of observation of women over an extended period of time. The conclusion was the result of proper utilization of the scientific method. The author, therefor, should not be subjected to unwarranted attacks by the gentler sex. I am the messenger, not the message.) Larry No Larry......it's called PMS.... LMAO _________________ [glow=violet] **Sing like nobody's listening...live like there's no tomorrow**[/glow]
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Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 7:47 pm |
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fierynette @ Sat Jul 22, 2006 10:43 pm wrote: LOL I think I see his butt stickin out from under that rock over there... QUICK! Get him!! LMAO
Where?! :shock:
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Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 8:11 pm |
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I just saw him hiding over on the comedy thread.... he had some lame excuse about looking for comedy clips to entertain us all... not sure if I believe him :no:
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 3:52 pm |
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Quote: I think I see his butt stickin out
Yep, I'm in the process of getting my sorry butt it's own area code.
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:40 am |
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Kap, I think you're a goner when they start looking for you. As my Dad used to say, "When a woman wants something it's probably best to just relax and enjoy the inevitable."
Have fun!!!!! Please be gentle, ladies. LMAO LMAO LMAO
Larry
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Steven Kaplan @ Sun Jul 23, 2006 6:52 pm wrote: Quote: I think I see his butt stickin out Yep, I'm in the process of getting my sorry butt it's own area code. Good luck with that. I think it takes an act of congress.
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Steven Kaplan @ Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:49 am wrote: (_666_)
6, 6, 6. Is that all men ever think about?
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Just testing the color bar on the right..Never knew we had so many options for font colors.
This color isn't half bad. Real men aren't afraid to wear pinkdarker[color=#c300ff]hmmmmm[/color]test test test[color=#bb00ff]tttttt[color=#ff0090]ttttttttt[/color]
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My favorite color is 0000FF.
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On the topic of Men vs Women...
I prefer women. I guess it's just somethin' in my genes.
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