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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

Hi J - You better behave!

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michael ya know why an elephants got 4 feet?

The suspence is killing me - why?

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Because if they were as small as humans they'd only have about half a foot ?

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Steven's answer is as good as any.  I am satisified I know the punchline now....

... Yeah.   I let my hair down, and get wild with my SOH when I'm out and about on a Saturday night... THis is my wild side coming out.. WHOPPEEEE !!!!

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You know how the old Adage goes.


"Those that don't have a social life, those that can't drink, get 86'd from KS weekend nights"

You hear at ALL the time !!

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Okay - who let Kappy out of his box?

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,  I nudged a corner of the screen on top, moved the brick, and slithered out.

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they'd look funny with 4 inches

That's so bad i had to laugh

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Friends don't let friends drink and post.

POLICE SECTION:

An arrest was made Sunday 2AM 8-13-2006 online in Central Ct.
Steven Kaplan DOB 1956 was pulled over for a TUI while en route from a thread in Karaoke Scene. The Police at the Scene, gave Mr. Kaplan a field test, to which Mr Kaplan exclaimed, "If the elephant was as small it'd have half a foot".  Mr Kaplan is being held on a suicide watch at Hartford Hospital.  Pending release to Capital district mental health unit for a 72 hour watch..  His first question while being taken into custody was  "Do you guys have a computer in this cruiser ?  I have a question for Bigdog"  

Now the local weather

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Too bad you're not a Kennedy.

TUI? shouldn't that be PUI - Posting Under the Influence

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You know Chuck,  interesting thing about those Kennedy males.  We were discussing being brought up never to fail, those Kennedy males REALLY had it tough.. At least this is from what I've heard.  I never cared enough to read the books on this stuff

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Could be

My parents were hippies, I thought they were being too easy on me when I was a kid, I would discipline myself, a lot.

Oh Cookie, I miss you.

I was just using that as an acronym for Typing under the influence

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