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PostPosted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 11:24 pm 
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Steven Kaplan @ Sun Aug 13, 2006 7:23 pm wrote:
Sorry, I can't..  Especially considering the tamest lines go


"Life is alright in Jerusalem
If you can fight in Jerusalem"



methinks Kappy wants us to beg

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Steven Kaplan @ Sun Aug 13, 2006 2:23 am wrote:
Sorry, I can't..  Especially considering the tamest lines go


"Life is alright in dadasalem
If you can fight in dadasalem"
If you're a jew it should be OK, right?


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Sung to "Got to get you into my life"... Beatles

Yiddish rendition



I was alone
I took a bride
I didn't know what I was into

While I'm at work
she doesn't cook
I would divorce
but it's a sin to

Oy,  when it's passion I'm feeling
Vay,  She just stares at the ceiling
every single day of my life...

Got to get a gentile wife.

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MorganLeFey @ Sun Aug 13, 2006 2:24 am wrote:


methinks Kappy wants us to beg
Oh yaeh, you first m'lady.


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Chuck2 @ Sun Aug 13, 2006 7:26 pm wrote:
MorganLeFey @ Sun Aug 13, 2006 2:24 am wrote:


methinks Kappy wants us to beg
Oh yaeh, you first m'lady.


c'mon Chuck its not hard

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Well,  Isn't it enough, that I broke down tonight, and sang a Billy Joel Duet with Chuck ?

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"tis for me, I was trained diferently from though
prostrate is not an angle for men.


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Chuck2 @ Sun Aug 13, 2006 7:31 pm wrote:
"tis for me, I was trained diferently from though
prostrate is not an angle for men.


just as well you arent married to me, I have my husband trained to roll over of a morning and apologise even if he hasnt done anything wrong ;-)

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Probably not Chuck,  In our PC world today, many will take umbrage.

I suppose even for we jews...  Jewish mum's,  the word...

*you know,  it's a guilt thang*

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I'm out. It's too hot here for my robe and I must leave the computer to disrobe.


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Chuck2 @ Sun Aug 13, 2006 7:33 pm wrote:
I'm out. It's too hot here for my robe and I must leave the computer to disrobe.


spoil sport

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just as well you arent married to me, I have my husband trained to roll over of a morning and apologise even if he hasnt done anything wrong


That means you must put the broom someplace else ?

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Like they say.


Nothing beats a broom innuendo <rimshot>

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Steven Kaplan @ Sun Aug 13, 2006 7:42 pm wrote:
Like they say.


Nothing beats a broom innuendo <rimshot>



You are far too smart for me sir

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I need to be careful.   If I get too smart,  I might find I can't sign in here any longer.

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This would leave a tremendous void...  What would I do with those 23 hours a day of my life I aks yez ?

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Steven Kaplan @ Sun Aug 13, 2006 7:47 pm wrote:
This would leave a tremendous void...  What would I do with those 23 hours a day of my life I aks yez ?



More to the point what would WE do?

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OMG I am cleaning out my desk drawers and have found some old recordings I did using midi backing.

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Last time I tried cleaning out my desk drawers,  I busted the furniture with the crowbar.

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I am springcleaning before spring, thought maybe if I worked up a sweat it might clear my head

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