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Confucius say......for headache in a$$.....take two cookies, and call me in morning...

One of my regulars was reading the screen last night and before the song started of course it tells what key it is in.  He was trying to be cute and said , "I can't sing this song in b flat."  I said, "That's a lie.  I've heard you sing lots of times and you're always flat."

Kelly

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Confucius say:

Singer who's sharp is also flat in a different key

confusion says:

man who sing on hill; he not level

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Man who is flat is sharp in other ways






Confucious say:

Karaoke not just for kids  Ooops that's Lucky Charms

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Men look at johnny echo, and say, bet johnny don't get much......Confucius say, they are wrong......johnny echo don't get any......(Confucius )

Confucius say:

Singers who drink think they sound good, KJ's who drink think everyone sound good.

Many men smoke, but Fu Men Chu.

Reminds me of spit on the microphone cover.  

I couldn't think of anything really original--this is the best I can do for now:

Confucious say:  Let bodies hit floor.    

(And what does this have to do with karaoke?  Well, it paraphrases a song people sing at karaoke places sometimes...)  

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Sing on to others, as you would have them sing on to you

or treat other singers, as you would want them to treat you

I still like "wave hundra dolla in KJ's face, Confucius say....you next"

Confucius say: Singer who grease KJ palms slide easily into rotation.

He also say,

"Women spend too much time on computer and neglect house and cooking duties....Hungry man eat where offered....Man always sleeps where he eats."

.....You guys ain't gonna believe this...My on again-off again third wife left Friday for a mini vacation with her mom and kid....She had the balls to plaster two 8"X10" notes over her dog's dishes...One said, "I need food, feed me", the other proclaimed, "I need water."

Heh, heh......When she gets back, those signs will be over the headboard of our bed....on my side.

In the meantime, till she gets back, I'll eat and sleep where ever I find a good home cooked meal....her dog can wait till she gets back monday.

I'm keeping my eye on you Keith.    Be kind to the four legged one.   It's not his fault he got picked by her.   He had absolutely no say in the matter.     On the other hand you did.    

Confuse-us once say to me....Bill, er, Jeff, ....man who go to bed watching movie called Toy Story wake up with Woody on mind.

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Confucius say:  Man come home from karaoke to find different lock on door...wife decided he was off-key

Confucius also say: Person who sing in shower send note to self

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Look what I see...a singing squid

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Did you mean 'solution in hand', or splinters?

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I think I just found a new avatar!!  

Thanks, Morgan!!

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you are so welcome dahlin

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