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Michael Valentino
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 Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2003 11:25 am |
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You know you are addicted when they sing Karaoke at your funeral
and then put the mic in your coffin for you to join in!!!!!(lol)  
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TheBigKahuna
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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2003 9:33 pm |
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Heres one and yes I'm an addict 
You know your an addict when you go out and buy a pen with a light built in so you can read the books and write the numbers down correctly on your slips (Yes i bought one of those) lmao _________________ Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.....and sometimes the beholder is definitely blind as a bat!
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gizmo78
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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2003 9:50 pm |
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you know your a karaoke addict when........your wife leaves you because of it.....and instead of giving it all up, you temporarily change the moods of your singing material.....
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knightshow
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2003 9:36 am |
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MICHAEL!! I'm DYIN' over here!!
coffinkaraoke!! 
As for the breakup-gotta-change-karaoke-singing-style.... YEP!!!
What's worse is when your lady and you are both karaoke singers, and you guys break up and start dating OTHER karaoke singers... IN THE SAME BAR!!
Place I started out had this kind of incestuous dating!  I was FLOORED by it! Kinda going "EWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!"
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TheBigKahuna
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2003 12:48 pm |
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Man I know what your talkin about....Had the same thing happen to an aquaintenance of mine her husband left her for another karaoke singer
He's a great singer She is a great singer. the woman He left her for can't carry a tune in a dump truck two cats in heat on a fence comes to mind lmao
And i sit back and wonder what the hell he was thinkin must be the booze
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_________________ Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.....and sometimes the beholder is definitely blind as a bat!
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Barry James
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2003 3:55 pm |
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Now we're a lonely hearts club?
What happened to Karaoke?
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gizmo78
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2003 8:03 pm |
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You know your a karaoke addict when....................the doctor lifted the hospital gown, you popped outta your momma's legs, and started singin' "We Are Family"........using the umbilical cord as a mic
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TheBigKahuna
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2003 9:19 pm |
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Gizmo that is a Riot
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_________________ Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.....and sometimes the beholder is definitely blind as a bat!
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KKid
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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2003 7:56 pm |
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You know your a karaoke addict if "Duets" is your favorit flick!
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knightshow
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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2003 8:07 pm |
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when you can watch Cameran Diaz sing horribly in "My Best Friend's Wedding" and go, "Man, I've heard a lot worse at MY hangouts!"...
and admire the cordless mic they used in that flick!
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KKid
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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2003 8:31 pm |
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Well I know I'm an addict......I'll be practicing in a few....Contests tomarrow and Friday......
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TheBigKahuna
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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2003 10:59 pm |
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*puts on cowboy hat*
well *grabs mic* good luck tomorrow kkid
but just so ya know 
This town is only big enough for one karaoke champ and that pardner would be me 
seriously good luck
may the best man or woman win 
and ol Kahuna just might have a trick or two up his sleeve  _________________ Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.....and sometimes the beholder is definitely blind as a bat!
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Big Mike
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2003 10:11 pm |
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You know you're a karaoke addict when people ask you if you have been following American Idol on tv and you reply, "Watch it on tv? I LIVE it!"
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Buttrfligyrl
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2003 10:46 pm |
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You guys make it all worthwhile!! I Swear! I just got home from my karaoke show..and not a single singer..so I set up...and shut down ...came home and got online and you all made my night! These are hilarious! Then my mother pops online and I cut and paste...she's cracking up too cuz she joins me EVERY time I do a show .....We ARE Family....and yes...
Hi! I'm Nicole...and I'm a Karaoke Addict!!
Way to make a night a thousand times better! Thanks guys!
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Barry James
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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2003 6:02 am |
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Breaking up is hard to do - Neil Sedaka Disc 23 Track 11
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Sheree
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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2003 9:10 am |
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Ba da da down doobie doo down down .....
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Michael Valentino
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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2003 10:05 am |
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You know you're addicted, when theirs a power outage of over 50 million people and you ask, Well can I sing one more then if I can remember the words, and you have the audience hmmm the song melody so you can all keep on singing karaoke!! !!
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dbk1009
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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2003 10:18 am |
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When you can tell Barry it's probably a DK disc, just from the song #!!
I know it's scary, but it's a song my wife does!!
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Barry James
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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2003 1:30 pm |
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How do you know that it's not one I made myself?
Nah! Not good enough!
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