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Wanna meet my frying pan?  :ppfftt:  LOL

If it has bacon and eggs in it.... ......why are women's feet smaller, on average, than men's feet?"..........so they can stand closer to the sink, and stove....KaaaaaaBooooong!!!!!.....

Womens feet are smaller to cut down on weight, reason being generally their legs are stronger..  Between the lighter weight of their feet, and their stronger legs, they can delivery a solid swift kick to your nads.

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I live to serve, not castrate.  :angel: Bacon and eggs coming right up.  LOL

....yeh, I saw that twilight zone....Aliens had that book titled "To Serve Man".....turned out to be a cook book......you just want to fatten us up with those bacon and eggs.........Nyaaaaahahahahahahah......

Crud. How did you figure me out so quickly?  LOL

Well, I prefer Johnny...but yes...some people do call me Crud....how did you find out????

I hear voices.

She got looks, she's nice, she can cook bacon and eggs.....wouldn't you know it...
she's scitzo........ ......I'm just kidding, Sweetest....besides.....I love a crowd....

Eh hemm...around my house, we call it "schizofriendly".
We seriously do.

..."you're a riot Alice".....

TYVM *said in best Elvis voice*  :dancin:

Sure...


<staring at SweetestL's sheet copying the answers>


This brings back memories of my 25th birthday back in my school days. It was nice of the moms of the other 4th graders to bake me cupcakes. Even though I was a compulsive cheater. Still, I was actually quite advanced for my grade.. Got to the point that I knew EXACTLY what the animal was going to say after I pulled the string on that yellow plastic thing the moment that spinning finger landed on a farm animal.. The duck didn't even need to go "moo", I just intuitively knew what was about to happen !   There are advantages to repeating a few grade however.  You learn tricks such as, it doesn't matter if you have a clue what the answer is... ALWAYS be the second kid to raise his hand..  That way the teacher thinks you are smart, and remember, JUST IN CASE the first kid gets the answer wrong you have three options..

Which are as follows:
1- You can Give a different answer
2- You can look surprised and say, "Oh, That's what I was going to say too" !
3- You can ask if the aluminum in the stick deodorant stains your new shirt under
    your armpit.

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

When you were staring at my "sheet" did you ever think that maybe it didn't want to be stared at? Did you ever consider that maybe MY sheet was shy?

And...did you have to eat all the chocolate cupcakes with the pink icing? I really wanted one!

Spinning finger, farm animals, mooing ducks. I have enough issues without having to go over all this again!

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You learn tricks such as, it doesn't matter if you have a clue what the answer is...

Silly rabbit, tricks are  for kids.

There are in fact 4 options:
1- You can Give a different answer
2- You can look surprised and say, "Oh, That's what I was going to say too" !
3- You can ask if the aluminum in the stick deodorant stains your new shirt under
   your armpit.
4- You can say you have to pee.

guys don't eat PINK cupcakes silly !   What do you think cootie shots are for ?




you're supposed to raise your hand first ?

Oooops.  I think I know what happened


This is exactly why I cheat off've you.  You know all this styff !

I'm afraid to use the class toilet.  Last time I was in the bathrroom a few of the kids (I suspect the teacher too because the kids alone couldn't have moved the heavy desk to wedge me inside before lighting the match) had a fire drill.. I think I passed because only my pants caught on fire during three of those drills which is probably why I passed classes at all, I always knew that between the smell of smoke, the hot doorknob, and the fire alarm I had to escape from the bathroom somehow and find the others playing hide and seek outside !  I always found them outside too...Those were fun times but I must admit, I did get somewhat scared,  I suppose like hooking my underpants to a clip and hoisting me up the flagpole I developed character !!  Did any of you ever catch your pants on fire while in the bathrrom trying to escape during fire drill/hide and seek ?   I know some of you are younger so I suspect the PTA in your school doesn't consider certain character building skills Politically correct these days.

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Cootie shots are those pencil marks they give you on your finger tip to keep girls away. because girls have cooties..   What I never realized is that they take 45 years to take effect, and when they work WOW do they work well

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No, no Kappy. That's what they give girls to keep the boys away. All you have to do is stop washing your fingertip for 11 hours and then the girls will come back. This is what you need to do in order to create a "chick magnet". I HTH.  :need hug:

I remember wanting all the cooties I could get.... ......course, I'm he!! when I'm well.....but I'm always sick......

You have to lower your shields in order to assimilate the cooties.
Otherwise, they just pass through your system and do nothing for you.