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Subject: July 8, 1947


Many of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, just over 60 Years ago,
witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens
aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell , New
Mexico . This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up
by the U.S . Air Force and other federal Agencies and organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of March 1948, nine
months after that historic day, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer


See what happens when aliens breed with sheep?

I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you.

It did for me.

Just goes to show that even the best peace loving alien genetic engineering hasn't been able to conquer the 21st century model "GWB-666" hybrid!    

Now THAT is funny stuff

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JD I am rolling on the floor and yet I weep because I have witnessed over 60 years how they have selfishly totally ruined this great nation with their greed. I am not familiar with the last 2 but the rest I put into a class with Jane Fonda.

I stop before I get started on the box. But I leave you with this story..

Harry Truman was doing a whistlestop campaign and during a brief stop in Cheyenne he jumped upon a manure spreader and said  "Ladies and gentleman. This is the first time I have had an opportunity to speak  upon a democrats platform" True story...

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No wonder I don't like to eat red meat.  LMAO

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No point in mentioning Hillary, she will just deny it or say she doesn't recall. With everything she doesn't recall, I wonder if she remembers her phone number.

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Nice nutcracker..  LMAO

They look like Obamas  

So someone from up there is behind the invention of global warming and the internet.

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Well it looks as if the question is: Are the American people (in fact the world) ready to have her run this country AGAIN... Oh you mean Bill was the president, hummmm wonder why he never taught monica to sw-----?? Oh Yea, he NEVER had sexual relations with that woman. I Bet Hillary could teach her how to control her man, just look at the collar marks on Bill's neck...

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glow=yellow][scroll][shadow=red] Correction..."LIZ" says..  :whistle: You just can't go wrong with TomTom onboard !![/shadow] [/scroll][shadow=gold][/shadow][shadow=cyan][/shadow][/shadow]

Pulling out my crystal ball here, I predict if Hillary is elected president (God forbid!!!) we'll have our first assassination of a U.S. President since JFK 45 years ago.

Anybody wanna start a pool?  lol

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If she did get elected the number of homeless vets would go from 150,000 to 850,000 in weeks and nobody still would give a damn. Support our vets? They cant even take care of them when they come home.

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There is a difference between a nut cracker and a ball breaker.  :dancin:

Not much in Hillary's case  :hi5:  LMAO  :whistle:

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Harry was the last great president..

Just before his death, he expressed "My only regret is forming the C.I.A"....

He said they were out of control, and had infiltrated the GOP and the Dems to control elections..