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hey Sharon, just ahve Saturday Singer over....he'll break it for you!

by the way, i sent Jeff Foxworthy a new "You might be a redneck if" joke.  It actually happened.....If the only pictures of your wedding and receptin are on cell phones.......
I DJ'd a wedding and no kidding, that really happened!

by the way, Melinda.....You a Texas girl?
I don't mind high maintenance as long as you KNOW your high maintenance!  :drool:  :drool:  :drool:

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When they get done huffin' and puffin' and wearing themselves out by standing on their heads come closing time I'm the one who takes the gals home. Putem to bed the first time with no sex. Next time a good dinner. After a few times the sex is out of this world.

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Well....Melinda is just fluffy enuff for me, but barely.....The good thing about gals like her is she has potential to gain a little more in the right places and still keep that flat tummy.

Yeah, she is fersure goodlookin, but I'm thru writing hot checks and maxing out my credit cards for gals like her....I can tell by looking she don't cook, too.

Nope, I'm thru with gals like her....Never again will I wake up to the sight of one like her standing in the bath room brushing her teeth and bite my tongue off when she bends over to spit.....Nope, not me.

I want a plain lookin little gal with luscious hips and some junk in the trunk who knows how to cook and operate all major household appliances.....If I end up with a skinny gal like Charmin then she better allow me to run around now n then.

Hey Keith! Sorry you find girls that brush their teeth a turn off!  LMAO  Good luck finding girls that don't care how their breath smells!  :)

Melinda, I just gave you 2000 points. Now you can afford to post more pics in your personal gallery.

Post whatever you want, but I know Charmin prefers gals in thongs, and I like them with tattoos sittin on motorscooters. I'm a Lesbian/chromosexual, too....So make sure to post a pic of you sitting on a chromed out Harley.  LMAO

(Am I in trouble yet?)