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Oh thanks everybody, now my reading glasses are getting steamed up!  LOL

Heck,  We lezzies don't spit !

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You tell 'em Sis, we real babes don't like to waste good stuff  :whistle:

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Hey, Fogged up, Shoot fire mine just CRACKED>>>>LMAO....tom

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Hillbilly the next day. I dont care if she does get pregnant.. I gotta take this thing off I gotta pee!!!

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You were right Charm, it didn't last long......She got caught.....seems I wasn't her only boyfriend.....she's on lockdown...her husband is pizzed and asking around town about who she's been seen with...my name came up.

I'm going to keep my head down till stuff blows over......Next thing is she will be looking for a new place/man to hole up with and take care of her while she tortures her ex....so I guess I'm back on the market seeing as how I don't need no live-in soap opera.

My love life is "feast, then Famine"

I just had to quote that, on the chance that you later deny having made that statement:)

Sorry it didn't work out. Wait...... no I'm not. You shouldn't be dating 22 year old gals who are already attached!!

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

Yeah, it worked out, but I worked it back in.....several times

Charm, you gotta understand....younger women look better naked than those my age......Bare with me in this....I'm trying to stay off drugs.....I don't need Viagra with younger women.

Younger women don't know HALF the things to be known on how to please a man., there's a lot to be said for experience Keith.  Maybe if you tried looking beneath the surface more.....

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nope, I'm consistant and set in my ways.

When I was 16 I dated 24 year olds.......decades later and I still prefer 24 year olds.  :worship:

I gotta say....  

I totally agree with Cat on this.

Younger women are for younger men, or.... older men who like to be in control and sleep with someone who's pretty much wide eyed and clueless throughout the process.... who need to have a guy take control.

For taking photos, yeah, I'd rather be 18-25... for pleasing a man, nah, I guarantee the current me is better. There's certain things that you just.... get better at through the years:)

(to a certain point I mean... I may have to revise my statement when I reach age, say... 90 or so)

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

Wide eyed and clueless only lasts a few days......but after that they get really hungry and do all the work if you let them.

Sorry ladies, you can't convince me otherwise. I've been around the world twice and slept with every nationality three times.

I know where it's at.

If i want conversation, a meaningful relationship, and a gal who knows how to flirt and tease forever, then she needs to be older. but if I just wanna have fun, I'll date your daughters.

I'm buddies with my last wife's dad...he's my age and also has a Harley....she went to school with my son...she was a freshman when he was a senior......My son understands...he tried to date her......heh, heh........  I showed him picks to see what he missed.....I am a good dad, you know?

You're hopeless....

But, I think hopeless is what you prefer to be. So if you're happy living the lifestyle you do, and you don't feel anything is missing... then carry on, you're doing it just right.....  :dancin:  

Me? Sure, I could settle for sleeping with younger men and just go for looks, it would be fun while it lasted. But I'm different I guess... it's not all about the one night only... I need there to be a bit something behind it, something that means more than just "the here and now".  When I turn old and gray, I don't want to look back on all those fun memories by myself... I want the person who helped me make those memories to be sitting there reminiscing with me:)

But that's the difference between men & women I guess. Cause heaven knows I'd never find a man who thinks the same way I do... not on this planet:)

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

Silly Girl.

You don't know it when it's sitting in your lap.

But that is typical of women today.

Can I get up now? your legs must be full asleep and numb.

Well I hope to have cool attitudes like Charmin and Cat as I get older!!  :worship:    It's all about growing older with a certain amount of grace and wisdom.

Yes, yes, I'm a *silly girl*....... I should know better than to believe that kind of thing is found anywhere but in story books, huh?

And just in case you think about it..... you ever come near my daughter and I will personally meet you at the front door with my Ruger .22 rifle....  :D

(and my dad taught me to shoot at an early age... I wont miss)  :whistle:


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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

"Yes, yes, I'm a *silly girl*....... I should know better than to believe that kind of thing is found anywhere but in story books, huh?"


Oh it exists Charm!  It's out there.  You just got to shop in the right aisle of the store!  LOL  Away from the canned hams and pork rinds!

Well, yes, I'm going to be the big 4-0 in a few months, heaven help me, that's gonna hurt like hell, pmsl- - - - - > (actually, perhaps when I'm 40, that may happen)

Seems the older you get & the more you learn about life, the more you wanna go back in time and smack your younger self for ever having trusted a man in the first place:)

But you gotta, otherwise you wont learn this stuff. Get married, have your children, then when you get older and jaded like me... life will be better.  You'll just look back, shake your head, and say "daym, I was stupid"  :yes:  It's now my job to make sure young gals like you don't get eaten alive by men like Keith.  LMAO

(anyone else here think i'm full of chit?)  LMAO

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

No, no, that's what I mean... it's not out there. You'll see when you're older, when you lose those rose colored glasses of youth.

One of these days, you'll think back and say "Oh my gosh, that loudmouthed lady from the karaoke forums years ago was RIGHT".

Lmao, yeah I must have got a "pork rind". (or a hog's arse...)

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥