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Well I hope I can get it right the first or second time.  But I'll remember your words of wisdom Charmin!  Sorry you ended up with a pork rind!  Hopefully he's at least spicy or barbequed!  LOL

As a matter of fact.... he's spicy as hell, Lol.

He has his good sides. But lord knows he has his bad ones too:)  

(by the way, I'm not a divorcee... I've been married 22 years next month, to the same man, have 4 kids with him ages 14-21, now have two grandbabies, and we're still shackin' up together... life is good, as long as we're not killing each other)

If I ever GET divorced, I'd be much too smart to make that mistake again.

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

22 years! 4 kids! You seem way too young.  That's amazing sticking together for that long these days.  Hang in there!  :hug:

 

Well, sometimes it's hard to believe myself. I always thought 40 was OLD... and even though I'm grumping, I feel like I must still be 21;) Believe it or not, life is better for me now than it was in my younger days. (i'm smarter)  :whistle: Since going back and doing it over again is not an option yanno, I'll just look forward.


 

I thought for a sec you said "hang him"...... Lol, cause I was gonna say... I've thought about it.  :dancin:

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

just me Baby......I'm sitting here right in your lap and you don't see it...you don't/can't see it.

I'm so used to that.

That's why I chase gals like Melinda......She is so very pretty and so very sweet, so very smart....and she ain't jaded yet, either.

Now you know why my truck tags say "YODADDY".

I'm their daddy cause they ain't yet copped a tude about men. A young woman bought me those tags when she needed a daddy.

You n me compared younger women and older women.....i told you younger women look better naked......What i meant was their hearts look better naked.(hoping you would figure that out)

I ain't into scarring a woman's heart. Now a days they do that all by themself and mine bleeds everytime it happens.

I ain't into blood and broken hearts. I ain't no paramedic, but I am the next best thing.....I'm the guy you left before you got to know life....and I'm the guy you come back to once you learned...I'm yodaddy and I'll spank you if you ask me to, or I'll let you learn on your own and let life spank you.

I've got an open hand that never clings......you light there when you need to and flutter away when you are ready....so don't condem me if I sometimes enjoy a woman who needs what I have for a moment....That's how i get paid....

I want 'forever' too, but forever just ain't happened yet.

You're right, girls like her ARE young, sweet, and totally un-jaded. And she needs to stay away from men who'd steel that from her:) Like my daughter, if she learned ONE thing from me..... I hope to god it's a lesson in not trusting men too much:)





Shows you do NOT know women as well as you think. You're a bit like my husband, anything and everything wrong in life can be blamed on a woman. It's beCAUSE of men that women cop that attitude in the first place. Have you never listened to the song "Honky Tonk Angels" by Kitty Wells? That lady knew what she was talking about, she was singing with the voice of experience.



Well, then, it's a good thing we have the internet and forums these days so we can vent about it, right?

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

That's right Baby, it's all the mans fault.

Now you know why i held back.

I ain't stupid.

sweetcheeks, one good thing about me being single this last year is NO (@$%&#!) has blamed me for her problems......They still got problems fersure, but for the first time in my life it ain't my fault.....the great thing is they still screw me.

I told ya this long ago....... Your attitude about women is about the same as mine is about men....... which is why we agree and disagree so well:)

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

sorry charmin, you suddenly look your age.

you need to shed that tude girl.

It might get you a chuckle and a slap on the back with your lady friends, but guys like me avoid it.

Actually, Keith, I don't look anywhere near my age. I am 39 and still get carded on a regular basis when I go to new bars. (according to them, you have to be carded if you look under 30... works for me)  :whistle:

But don't let the racy cartoon avatar fool ya.... I'm not one of those young, needy gals. I don't need shoulders to cry on and grown men who have been around the block to make me feel better.... And I'll never shed my attitude-  I happen to be very proud of the attitude I've obtained over the years, it's smartened me up:) And it keeps men at arms length, works like a charm.  

Men like you avoid women like me? Then, Keith, pray god you never see me drunk because you'd run like hell. Liquor brings it out twofold.

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

I've been looking for yomammy to spank me.  If I could find such a female, assuming she's attractive,  perhaps 35-55 well -consider my pants already down around my ankles

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

You guys must be looking at those 'nice' pictures from the spam threads that we get very so often.

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I can neither confirm nor deny ever having or knowing anything about nothing.... mrscott

Oh that's what's going on in those pictures!  Thanks for explaining that Jian. I just admire the skill of the photographer -- the good lighting contrast and color balance.  LMAO  Well that's funny, a new batch just popped up in the Comments, Question....... area!  

Now I know why you hang around here.

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I can neither confirm nor deny ever having or knowing anything about nothing.... mrscott

Well sometimes I wonder!  

Hey now! Quit makin' fun of me!:bawling:

http://www.karaoke-forum.com/files/thum ... ronica.jpg  

 LMAO  LMAO  :wave:

Married Keith? There're too many women in the world to get involved in that kind of drama.....JMO.
I know you didn't ask for it.

But they all have some kind of baggage, as well as we do.

But you're a fighter anyways, so good luck man!

<PERK>  You folks discussing my social life ?  :shock:

I view them, but ONLY to report them !  :angel: and to be fair after I view them I like to go back another time or two to make certain they are unacceptable !!!

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".