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that reminds me of a joke..lone ranger tells tonto "tonto i am going to the carnival to find the bad guys disguised as a red balloon..." tonto sez "there be plenty red balloons at carnival kimosabe, how me know which one be you"....lone ranger sez "tonto , thats easy..ill be the only red balloon wearing a holster and spurs "

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that reminds me... Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?



To the dump..to the dump..to the dump dump dump...


I have a feeling that joke loses it's funny in the written words. But I tell it REALLLY good!  :)

Lone Ranger gets captured by a band of banditos.....they tie him up, but honor his request to smoke a big Cuban cigar. When they take their siesta, he begins puffing out smoke signals......an hour later, Tonto arrives, bringing a half dozen naked women with him.....Ranger spits out the cigar and screams at Tonto......can't you read you dumb Indian?.....I said posse.....bringggggg.... posse.........

tonto goes to a psychiatrist and tells him "last night me have crazy dream me was a teepee....night before a wigwam.....night before that a teepee, and wigwam and teepee..everynight me dream one or the other...what wrong with tonto doc ?"..the indian psychiatrist looks at tonto and says..."hmmmmmm, sound to me like you are too tense

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Man sits next to a knock-out lady reading a book on a plane. He says, to break the ice....looks like quite an interesting book you have there....woman says...oh yes, it really is, it's everything you ever wanted to know about sex. For instance, did you know the best male lovers are the American Indians, and the most endowed are the Polish.....by the way, my name is Mary Johnson...and you are???...uh, my name...well I'm Tonto Pauloski........

  Man-O-Man, did this thread take a left turn or what ??

 HEY, What happened to my Bunny..????

 ISIS, Do YOU have my Bunny...?? OR doe's Sunny have the Bunny ??

Hummm,  going to go wabbit huntin" >>>>

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glow=yellow][scroll][shadow=red] Correction..."LIZ" says..  :whistle: You just can't go wrong with TomTom onboard !![/shadow] [/scroll][shadow=gold][/shadow][shadow=cyan][/shadow][/shadow]

Ooops... I do believe this is the culprit...



this is where the whole thread went terribly wrong.  :whistle:

Happy Easter!  :D

well tom,  if you cant beat them join them .....    ranger

i thought ive seen it all...but an EMO WABBIT ???????

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He's not EMO.... he's a Macoranian with Staphylococcus.

Hi Sheree, Didn't say it went wrong, Just don't know how I missed the turn, Dang beer must of been in the way  LMAO

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glow=yellow][scroll][shadow=red] Correction..."LIZ" says..  :whistle: You just can't go wrong with TomTom onboard !![/shadow] [/scroll][shadow=gold][/shadow][shadow=cyan][/shadow][/shadow]

there.........now hes EMO  :oh yeah:

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Hmmm, I knew I should've taken that left at Albekoiky!

Awwwwwwwwwww.....

.  :shock:   WOW !!

How about the diameter ?


Hmmm,  How come these conversations always come back to guys discussing the length of their "thingy" ?

This was supposed to be a Keaster thread, but since you pervs are A$$-backwards, you've yet again tainted it

Happy (_l_) everybody !

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L O L!!!

NOW THAT's Funny!!

Poor bunny!

Awwwwwwww, wook at da cute widdle bunny  :need hug:

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is that bunny cuter than this???



sheree gets all the attention.....

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Awwwwwwwwwwwww!