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Rest up you old moofer..

I just may have a gig out your way, end of April, first half of May..

Should this gig actually happen, I expect to hit the local pubs and sing a bit.. and drink.. and drink..

I have been asked to assist my buddy Pete in appraising 30 collector class autos in Connecticut.. I won't say for who, but he's on late night TV and first name is Dave..

If this happens, I expect the royal treatment..

Just sayin'

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JD,

Steve does not drink.....Steve does not chase ho's.....Steve is not into high risk behavior.....Steve buys condoms but only has sex with himself.....Steve is no fun.

....And he prefers to be called Steven, not Steve.

I wish he lived closer cause he is my kinda guy!

No ho's? Damn.. that's rough.. I can understand not drinkin' (sorta) but no ho's?  LMAO

I busted the handle on my ho and lost my rake in a great big pile of leaves.

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My last ho had handles on each side of her head..  :hi5:

Good lord, you're all just a bunch of "Keiths" inside, aren't ya?  :no:  LOL


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Who wants to be king?    I want to be the towel...

Well, duh!  LMAO

It makes perfect sense. That's just the kind of prima donna ho Kappy is.  :drums:

Just buy her a new purse, she'll chill. HTH

I will buy that ho a purse if that will get the job done..  LMAO

Can you buy me one, too. Please.  LMAO  LMAO

Yes..  :hi5:

You gave me an idea JD....I'm gonna fit a pair of handlebars to my next ho.....jam them right thru her ears

Hah!  He's coming to Historic old White AngloSaxon Central Ct from Hollywood looking for "Royal Treatment" ?  Jerry, closest I've come to Royalty in the past 15 years was the "Princess Camille Porn Cam", and she's in Arizona.



Kappy <--- Only buys the [strike]condoms[/strike] water balloons after the expiration date to save money, and naturally hands the clerk a note that reads "These aren't for me"  Mr. Kappy

The rest you state Keith is 100% accurate, yet I don't mind being called "Steve"



NOW the threads getting good  :oh yeah: - Great bargains at BagsRus, TO DIE FOR !


You can get such treatment both in LA or on the Hartford streets after dark.  Hartford you stand a better chance of getting treated like Rodney if you're white. Jerry, better bring some LA cops out this way if you plan on hitting a bar that has entertainment within 2 hours of where I live !  Helmets, and body armor too.. Give me a tank, and I'll be the designated driver.. Yet there aren't any places to hang near me,  unless you like getting sent home at around 9:30 PM and tailed by cops. Also expect to get pulled over by a cop "sometimes they ask for directions".  (last call in the local joints many nights is before most of you go out)..  This is a horrible area if one likes partying.  NYC is where a person needs to be.. I'd never mislead anybody into believing the area I live has stuff to do, or exciting places to go.. Especially if they are heading here from the LA area (There's no possible means of impressing such a person around here, unless TV and Internet is their idea of a party).. Central CT is a great place to be if you like a high cost of living and little to no oppurtunity. I stopped going into Hartford 4 years ago after two cars got keyed in the nicer section.  DO NOT drive a nice car into Hartford assuming you do not have indoor parking rights unless you like budget sunroofs, glass fragments, and are in the mood to walk many miles to do tire shopping on a weekend night. If you see a ho in hartford, she'll be waving money at you, but DO NOT get out've your car, you're getting set up for a mugging by the wannabe gangs that are actually quite nasty. A few Casino's yet they are about 2+ hours from me, never been to one, ask Keith, I don't party, drink, smoke, gamble, and I'm pretty friggin boring.  Aside from that...  There's a CVS nearby !

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I'm thinkin Steven would make a good roommate.....I'm fixing to rent this place out and move to the lake......I want a house on stilts at the water's edge so's I can fish and tinkle from the deck ......and have a huge chicken wire basket I can just drop my beer cans in thru hole in deck next to my fishin chair.....might get me a big butt mex maid to bait my hook and serve tacos n beer to me and my fishing-biking buddies.

But...a King is a ruler...and a ruler has twelve.......oh my....guess I'm just a pawn then..... ......ok....I'll be a towel too......"Wanna Get High???"