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I provided karaoke outside of my home room last night. Overheard coming from a table after a woman sang...

Boyfriend: I thought you said you took chorus in high school.
Girlfriend: I did.
Boyfriend: What happened?!?!?

Feel free to add anything you may have caught that maybe you weren't supposed to. Otherwise, good morning ....

Whadda do with all that money?

What money?


The money your mom gave you for singing lessons!!!!

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you're really showing your age with THAT one Ollie! !

Last night i went to tell a girl she was next, her and her husband were having some words.  :argue:  He slammed his glass on the bar breaking it.   I backed away and they left.    I went over to talk to the guy that was next to them.  He said the guy whispered in his ear to look at the two hot chicks in the booth.  His wife heard him and grabbed him by the jewels and said it's time to go.

If you want to get even with a gal, time it where there is no music, whisper in her ear then SCREAM.... $100??

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ollie...similar to the time I worked for a chemist and a guy shuffled up to the counter to ask for a box of condoms (we kept them under the counter...yeah it was a while ago)
I looked at his discomfort and smiled sweetly and asked if he took small medium or large

he looked aghast and said "I thought they only came in one size" I shook my head and said no sir they size them these days for comfort...he asked for medium

Well I was under 16 (the legal age I could sell them) so I then had to go and tell my older work mate in a loud clear voice that the gentleman at the counter would like a box of medium sized condoms.

Poor guy was sooo embarrassed...but for me twas a sales ploy...we had it worked out that if the guy was embarrassed he would take the box of 24 no questions asked instead of the box of 3 he first came in for

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[quote="Bill H. @ Sat Apr 05, 2008 11:28 am"]I provided karaoke outside of my home room last night. Overheard coming from a table after a woman sang...

Boyfriend: I thought you said you took chorus in high school?
Girlfriend: No, I said I was in the band. I was first chair flute and piccolo.
Boyfriend:I know this is only our second date............ but will you marry me?

Girlfriend: Sure......you know....one time at band camp.......

is this a bad time to admit that I play the flute?? !

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Wooooo...i'm not touching....that!

I've seen that $100 during the silence before, and the kj hollered over the mic "To have sex with you??? DOUBLE it GIRL!"