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I get this email today from Charm....It's all about sex and it's got pics of some strange woman included, but no naked pics of Charm............................

I was deeply upset.......I never thought she would do that to me.

Help me out friends....If you have naked pics of Charm please share them with me.

I'll trade you pics of my date from last weekend..... she's got tatts and a few piercings, but looks pretty good considering she's almost 30.

Keith, are you referring to the "Irish Sex Fairy" email I sent? Someone sent that to me, and I figured you'd appreciate it so I forwarded it over. My train of thought was:

Poor Keith feels guilty about always sleeping with unknown trashy women, this might make him feel better since it clearly explains how sex is good for you. (in more ways than just the usual one)  :D

And it should be obvious what the *main* reason is that I wont send you dirty pics of me, myself, or I....... surely I'd feel serious regret the next morning cause I'd wake up, log in here, and find a thread that stated:

"Hey everyone, Charm finally sent me some trashy pics, whoever wants copies, shoot me an email."  LMAO

(am I right?...... or am I right?)

I'm thinkin' I'm right;)

C'mere, you need a butt whuppin' while I'm in the mood to give one.

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I have a few naked charm pix, butt, none when she was legal..  LOL

Speaking of legal-age porn.....I fully support the laws against exploiting minors under 18......But I also think it should be illegal for those women over 30 or over 125 lbs to distribute naked pics of themselves

Hoorah..

And they say we women change our minds too much....    

First (and second, and third, and fourth...)- you keep asking for pics.

Then- you make comments about it being *illegal* for us women over 30 to do such things.

You do recall I'm turning 40 next month? Guess I'm too old to play that "picture game";)

(oh, and speaking of next month, don't forget the date- it's the 20th... so allow atleast 2 weeks shipping time, okay?... i don't cotton to getting late gifts... unless, of course, it's late because it's getting new 38's & a lift & some flowmasters put underneath)  :D

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Awwhhh, I bet Charm is gorgeous at 40!  :hi5:  

According to men like Keith, I'm over the hill and totally not worth the time.  LMAO

(but, hey, if you're into trading pics, I'm game...)  :wink:

Melinda, I'd ask you to send him a pic to get his mind in a different direction, but on second thought... Keith is no spring rooster himself... he'd likely have a fit of apoplexy if YOU sent him one:)


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Well he's just wrong about you Charm!  No pics are coming from me, sorry.  :no:  I've got a good boy friend and sure wouldn't want to mess that up!  :)  Besides I'd hate it if Keith had to go on to disability too early in life!  LOL

I do think you have what it takes to handle Keith and keep him in line...

I guess then, since I'm so OLD and have lost my glamour... maybe I should retire from sparring with Keith, and you can take it over?

(she's thinkin' "thanks Charm, I thought you were a friend") Lol

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Handle Keith?  LMAO  Don't you just toss him a bone once in awhile and let him chew on it until he falls asleep?  j/k Keith, sorta!  LOL

Yeah, that's pretty much it;) See, you know what you're doing.  LMAO

And he's gonna go all "Keith" on us when he reads this thread. But hey- who started a thread about someone being a tease? Wasn't me:)

I'm sure his head is buried in chrome at the moment anyhow, he'll come back once it's all attached to the bike, spit shined, and pics taken.

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Ah heck, I just got the sweetest PM from him. Now I couldn't stay mad at him even if I tried:)

He's not so bad. (sometimes)

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Melinda, I've already seen you naked in my dreams......It was glorious!....No other woman can compare....you are a Goddess!...I'll never be the same

But gals like Charm make my tongue so hard it chips my teeth and it disrupts my sleep and my dreams of you other run-of-the-mill knockouts.

Yeah, you are so danged good lookin that it takes hours for me to regain my focus.....But when I do, I see Charmin in her baggy PJ's.

Charm...I already saw you naked.....Yep.....I saw all of you years ago when you posted that pic of you feeding your calf that cold morning wearing your baggy PJ's in your back yard.....That pic was beyond sexy...There was no skin, but it was head-to-toe you.....The real you....I saw all of you then.......And I saw what I wanted to see outside my bedroom window every morning.

Oh, you want THOSE kinds of sexy pics? Cause I have a ton of pics of me in ripped jeans, sweats, t-shirts, and the like:)

.......    :hug:

You two behave, I gotta run......... C'iao.  :wave:

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

Behave?......Who me?......No way!

Melinda, she's gone!...come a little closer baby...I feel like cheating

Seriously, if I ever do cheat, she would have to look/be like you, and my gal would would need to share my taste in women.  :worship:

Charmin, I would never want to see a neked picture of you.........I'm old, and I'd probably have a heart attack....my heart....no good..... .....ps.....you're gorgeous!..............I had some neked pics of myself, but I had to destroy them................they were under developed....

Charm
As I agreed, I refuse to share those "Private Pictures" you sent me..  LMAO

hmm well Keith.. sounds like she sent you the edited version.. and boy did YOU ever MISS out hon   my computer screen is still smokin from the pic's she sent me it's good to know I'm still special in her book

 :dancin:  :drool:

 LOL

She sent me a pic of her takin' a dump......and she still looked hot.....you might say.......she was smokin'......