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Charm?  A tease?  Say it ain't so!!  LMAO

Hiya hon!  :wave:

If Keith says you're too old, I'll still play with you ANYTIME!!

Not to mention the idea of giving you 40 spankin's next month  :order:  :yes:

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Sheesh, you sure know how to sweet talk a girl! :shock:

And here is precisely where that "sometimes" statement comes into play:)



Now, why is it that everytime a man says something to make ya feel kinda cosy, they go and ruin it with something like:







Foxeeeee!!! Long time no see g/f!! And hey, what me and you have.... it IS special. These men would never understand it:) Of course they don't get the same pics you do..... cause they could never send me ones like you do in return.  :whistle:



JD, you're sure not helping the "good girl" reputation I've worked so hard for. Geez, man....



Okay, I've got it in writing... no breaking your promise. Hiya suga...  :hug:

Now I gotta head to work...  :( .... Melinda, you best be in charge here:) Keep 'em in line.  LMAO  

Have a good day everyone. (and for crise sake... quit talking about me while I'm off working, trying to earn a dollar...)  :shock:  

Actually, I'm only about $16000 away from that $17000 Jeep Wrangler I'm wanting, so I gotta impress the boss into giving me a raise:)  LMAO

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Baby there just ain't no way I'm gonna spank you 40 times and NOT pull your hair....It's a reflex with me.....and God know what I might call you once the spankin n yankin starts!

Between Singing Squid and Keith that's 80 spankings! That's gotta hurt.  

It's okay Melinda... I have a whip.... and a splitting maul.

I can defend myself if need be;)

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Trying to be funny trumps trying to sweet talk a girl.... ...that's been my M.O. on here for well over 2 years...... .....it's what I do, though sometimes I don't always get the giggles I expect.....sometimes I get carried away, and please don't ever take seriously, anything I say.....didn't mean to shock you..
...................................................................................................................................Just kidding......I'm not really sad.....

Try this line Johnny

"She sent me a pic of her cookin.......And another of her washing dishes......I was so arroused I wanted to run up and grab her butt with both hands and bend her over the sink as I bit the back of her neck."

[quote="Keith02 @ Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:07 pm"]Try this line Johnny

"She sent me a pic of her cookin.......And another of her washing dishes......I was so arroused I wanted to run up and grab her butt with both hands and bend her over the sink as I bit the back of her neck. So I tried, but her butt was way too big, and I decided to just nibble on a large, hairy mole, about half way up that landin' strip of a back she possessed. In my efforts, I became lodged between her mountainous cheeks, and I frantically struggled for freedom, and life-sustaining oxygen, as she continued to stand at the sink, totally oblivious to my, now becoming very desperate, situation. I just kinda hung there, suspended in mid-air, for what seemed like an hour.....Then I heard the rumble. With my right ear stuck like a plunger  about six inches above what appeared to be her waistline, I could her what sounded like the makings of a small hurricane or tornado, and then without warning.....it came!!!! The force of this herculean wind was so great, that not only did it expel me from this god forsaken, fecal laden man trap, but actually blasted me through the kitchen wall, and onto the living room couch. Briefly unconscience, I was immediately brought to my senses again by a horrendous stench....it was so bad, the paint on the walls had started to peal, and the Hazemat team was banging on the front door.......to be continued.....

OM MY GOD!......I hurt myself laffin!

You need to stop allowing farm animals in the house......!

Lots of love around here..  LMAO

Whip=TEASE  :yes:  :drool:

Spliitin maul= duckin and runnin

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Hiya Dave:)  :hug:

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