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[font=verdana]A man around 60 yrs old. Must have most of his hair, no belly, and a fat wallet.  Additional requirements: Must like petite redheads, karaoke and be able to lift up to 75lbs. Fringe benefits to be determined later. Please reply to (see below)[/font]

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Dusty Rose
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 :dancin:

You could just buy those glasses in the commercial...."can we go home now?"... do they run that one buy you?

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glow=yellow][scroll][shadow=red] Correction..."LIZ" says..  :whistle: You just can't go wrong with TomTom onboard !![/shadow] [/scroll][shadow=gold][/shadow][shadow=cyan][/shadow][/shadow]

Hey Tom, you could always go for implants!  LMAO

Glad you created a Wanted thread....Here's my desires:

Wanted:  Tattooed biker bytch that cooks, cleans, does exactly what she's told, has her own money and a decent lookin Harley and can suck-start mine.....Plus if she has good lookin legal age daughter....Plus if she trusts me to babysit daughter while she fetches parts for my bike...Plus if she can/will fetch beer for me n my buddies while wearing daughter's tight jeans and halter tops as she washes our bikes....Plus if she was born mute....Plus if she doesn't own a cell phone....Plus if she only desires one pair of shoes...plus if she keeps her chit out of my bathroom....Plus if she knows how to use all appliances and can fix them herself....Plus if she moves out for full week every month ....Plus if she does not own or want any pets.....Plus if she doesn't have a Mother.....Plus if her ex pays huge alimony and makes checks out to me.

Those are my minimum requirements......I schedule auditions weekly.....Call for appointment.....Bring thongs and practice dance pole routine before arrival.

P.S. also schedule daughter

[font=verdana] Keith02,  You don’t want a woman, something in line with a robotic-blowup doll would maybe meet your requirements,  Sheesh!  Can we say chauvinistic. [/font]  LMAO  LOL

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Dusty Rose
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Blue,

You would think that's true, but I stay pretty busy auditioning.....It seems the world is suddenly full of wannabe mates, but they just can't meet the standards......By-the-way, I didn't invent those standards. Those standards have been there since Adam and Eve, but we stopped enforcing them and now the world is a mess.....

We've got this huge population of young, miserable single mothers and their divorced middle-aged moms who recently discovered life is tuff and unforgiving, and that good men aren't sitting on store shelfs like rows of shoes waiting to be tried for fit.

OMG, Being single sounds a lot better then what you have in mind Keith!  LMAO

[font=verdana]Single, and loving it! Who needs a man, I can take out my own garbage. Would be nice to have one around to load and unload my equipment though. [/font]

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Dusty Rose
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Make up yer mind, Gurl!.....First you said you was looking for a man, then you say you don't need one.

You women are so wishy-washy!.......My girlfriend will spend all day cleaning and cooking for me then demand I spank n yank her to show my appreciation, but if she screws up and I spank n yank her she calls 911

How can any man be expected to please any woman when they can't be consistant?

Well, when you're sorting through the applicants, if you come across any you're not interested in who are less than, say....30 to 45'ish... and happen to drive a jacked up 4x4 truck, and wear a stetson & cowboy boots & faded levi's and say "yes ma'am" every other sentence... send 'em my way please:)

You go girl.  :dancin:  :oh yeah:

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[font=verdana]Keith02, didn’t say I wanted him underfoot all the time.  Just the things men are good for, like lifting, spending their money,(on karaoke equipment of course) some aren’t even bad to look at, but when you get into my age group, those are few and far between.[/font]

[font=verdana]MandiLynn, seems like our taste in men is very similar. I just like mine with a little more age on them. That’s not exactly true, problem is the ones in the age group you mention, foolishly think I am to old for them.[/font]

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Dusty Rose
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Them 'fools' are spoiled by the surplus of younger women out there....and a whole new batch is available every year....older ingle women have the numbers/odds against them.

Here's the way it works sweetheart.....kinda the 'facts of life' for us senior citzs, if you will.....The way it works is older men offer stability, security, prosperity, life experience and PATIENCE to younger women....They also tend to be much more confident and emotionally secure and make better life choices than younger men.

...all the older guy has to do is stay in shape and keep his finances in order to attract a wide age range of women.......for him, it's like he's in a candy store....For him, aging serves to compliment his features in that a few wrinkles and gray hairs give him masculine charactor, where on a woman she loses that youthful skin and her hair doesn't shine, and she starts to sag in all the wrong places.....but her biggest detractor is the hardened and jaded attitude usually reflected in frown lines.....Men hate frown lines more than they hate saggy butts and boobs.

Traditionally, men marry/date down and women marry/date up.......Men tend to look for a woman that 'needs' him.....there are plenty of older women out there who now 'need' the financial security he offers, but there are even more younger women needing the same and they are looking for a quick way to get there....So his choice is between two groups that both 'need' him......and one of them looks better naked....and one of them ain't got as much baggage or formed a 'tude yet.

The choice is predictable, huh?

"all the older guy has to do is stay in shape and keep his finances in order to attract a wide age range of women.......for him, it's like he's in a candy store."

Hmmm.... I'n thinking Keith should post us a current picture of himself and a bank account statement.  Then the KS women could take a little survey to see if these "words of wisdom" are true!  LOL

Actually, boutique shops here in Hollwierd sell fake ATM deposit slips with an outrageous bank balance.. (Packs of 100)

Guys use them to give the gals his phone number..

Surprisingly, the greedy little ho's call..

^^^ That is the best thing I've read all night!!!  LMAO  LMAO   Damn gold diggers!

Oh I see you've met our resident cp  LMAO I could say more but a picture says a thousand words

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Mel hon the pic wasnt pretty...kinda turned my stomach somewhat

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

Do you need a man or furniture mover?

On a side note, if you are the 75 pounds, I'm in..  LMAO