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In one of the bars i work, all of the night time bartenders have BIG chests and all the daytime bartenders have little chests.  

Very Curious.

hmmm sounds like the night time staff could be compensating for their small perpen'dic'ulars
come to think of it...are you for noticing?

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Hmmmm...that IS odd. Perhaps those poor daytimers don't make enough tips to pay for their boob jobs.

The bar owner must be a boob man.  He usually is there in the evenings.   Hmmmmm  And his wife is top heavy too.


They do like to wear low cut tops and bend down a lot.  :shock:  :worship:

You dirty-minded old man

So your point is....????   It's my favorite bar.

YOOZE- GUYS are hilarious! !   the whole lot of ya!

I though he was referring to MALE bartenders at first also!

Vicki your comment had me rolling!!

the bartender at the new venue I go to has unbelieveable assetts! I love the way she walks!

They just look bigger at night....especially to you, because you're older, and as you age, your night vision is the first to go........

Assuming these are female bartenders.  Hooters are like plants,  they need light to grow.  The ones that work indoors during the daylight don't photosynthesize properly.

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WRONG!

Big boobies need bar lighting and tobacco smoke to thrive......They also need direct exposure to those elements and frequent massages......I know these things.

I run the only successful non-surgical boobie enhancement facitlity in the world....I am very proud of my satisfied clients and their fan base.

The best part is, my assistance is totally free, but you must provide the boobies for me to work with.

I should add that my method is so effective that most boobies undergoing treatment grow so rapidly that a patient can develop terrible stretch marks......But I aslo have a preventive cure for that and it too is free.....My stretch mark preventive is a secret solution that I eject directly onto the boobies several times a day.....the patient then only has to rub it in

 :drool:

Seriously,  Girls have started PM'ing me with unfavorable messages due to my earlier post.  I forgot about Darwins theory of evolution.  Boobies swell up at night so we middle-aged guys with ailing vision can see them in darker conditions.  Thanks for the reminder girls,  I forgot Boobies weren't produce sortuh like Cantalopes, but I didn't know they were actually nocturnal.

See Keith,  This is when the members of KS start to realize that although sometimes we say ridiculous things, with age does in fact come sage when it gets down to this serious stuff  :hug:


(does medical insurance cover those procedures down there, or is considered vanity?)


Funny philosophical debate going on "elsewhere", most successful thread, Yet being prochoice I stay out've it.

"Should Women be allowed to fart?"


(THIS could be a really funny showdown between the two largest Karaoke Sites.. A debate)

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"Should Women be allowed to fart?"

No.......They should not.

Women(except for dykes)- typical women simply don't posess the ability to fart properly....And when they do, they also lie about it and refuse to take credit....

Only real men will stand up and proudly offer their contribution to the competition....Few wives and girlfriends support us real men when we  practice farting in the home or workplace.....

None of my wives or girlfriends ever cheered for me whenever I blew the covers off the bed or boiled ALL the bathwater out of the tub. They never patted me on the back and cheered me along. They knew I was seeking Male bragging rights, but all they did was attempt to hold me back in the competition.....My first wife would tear up like I had shot her with pepper spray, but she refused to submit herself for demonstration in front of my buddies......She always wore a clothes pin on her nose and earmuffs when I hosted Poker Night at our place.....The best I could manage was to blow her skirt up, but she then started wearing pants.

No, Women should not be allowed to fart audibly until they embrace farting as both a sport and a necessary act in the selective breeding process.

Steven, have you ever noticed that women who don't fart always frown alot?

I think it's related to cramping. They also have to squat to pee.....and we all know that squatting leads to farting, so it must really be hell squatting to pee and trying not to fart at the same time, hense the frown lines, huh?

I don't guess they can do anything about the squatting cause they would wet their shoes, but they can at least avoid the cramping and frowning

Men are full of hot air....hence the need for that air to escape.

Women generally don't have that problem.

Besides, men don't mind smell. Heck, smell your armpits, socks, shoes, and the old t-shirt that gets 3 wearings before a laundry. Men ignore stink- heck, I think sometimes they even enjoy it. Women think it gross and de-scusting. So why would we proudly do something purposely to cause a mind numbing smell to invade our space?

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Oh, so you do actually stink?........In that case I should applaud you gals for cramping up......I'm already sick of the mess you make in the bathroom with all your essentials, and the way you use all the hot water.

Women don't usually burp out loud either. Although my ex and her brothers use to have burping contests. The dynamics could have been captured quite well if portable digital recording was easier back then!  LOL

All part of being a gal;)

(I ALWAYS get first shower and there's NEVER a drop of hot water left)  :whistle:

And no, I don't normally share my shower, who needs  a big ol' guy taking up all the space and making me wait to rinse my hair?  :no: Besides, men can't seem to keep their hands where they belong when you share a shower.  LOL

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