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Rarely....... and when I do, it's a sweet, girlie type of stink:)  

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You sound like a candidate for my free breast enhancment procedure.....Not that you need it, but I'm thinking it might do you some good emotionally.

When can you come in?

What are your rates Keith? Do you offer group discounts? Most importantly are you board certified?

Sorry, but I can't discount beyond" free"........I guess i could lie and claim it costs a thousand bucks and then have a sale, but all my previous customers would feel betrayed.

I can do this for free because I do it in volume

Yeah, but you live in Oregon where legistation has begun to overturn laws prohibiting Gender-biased  Flatulence.  It's my understanding that such cases might now be tried under State law, as opposed to Federal law.  Something about Constitutional right to expression regardless of gender.



THat's basic newtonian physics isn't it ?  For ever reaction there's an equal and opposite reaction ?

This isn't rocket science.  Or is it ?  Because propulsion theory is very difficult to understand.

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 I didn't catch the "free" part. That's very charitable of you I guess.

My GF has a better nose than a hunting dog.  I call her Beagle nose.   She's always sniffing stuff like my t shirts and under wear and pajamas and socks and arm pits.   She tells me i smell like an old man.  You know the old man smell, that everyone but you can smell.    

You don't smell like that when you're a teenager.  It comes on after you turn 50, it's like a birthday present you didn't want.    LMAO    Every man gets it and no man is exempt from it.  You have to shower everyday because you always smell like it, even if you have laid around doing nothing all day.   You can smell it on other men, but you can't smell it on yourself.    Very strange but true.  It's something you younger guys can look forward to.    It will happen.    Just wait.


I offer FREE examinations at karaoke as a public service.   I'm a full service KJ.  :dancin:

[font=verdana]You guys are hilarious, or maybe I mean ridiculous, As for the treatments offered, I have always been the smallest bust size in my family, and my four sisters teased me unmercifully when we were growing up, but I had the last laugh.  Their’s are now down around their belly buttons, and mine are pretty much in the same place.  Thanks for the offer, but I think I will stick with what the good Lord gave me. I’ve never had any complaints.                            


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I detect something a little fishy going on here!

My ex had a reduction after she left.  It was the only 2 good reasons i even married her.  So the other guy paid for the reduction.    He gets to look at the scars.  

GF still looks like a  :dancin: tiny bopper.

My last wife had a reduction.......What a waste of suculent flesh...They should have removed her brain and gave it to science.

I saw today in the paper where her BF was arrested for burglary and theft...he facing 14 years  :dancin:  :hi5: They are a real pair...A match made in heaven!

Melinda, you might not be able to read very well, but you got nice boobs.

Trust me as a very experienced medical professional who has seen many-You would challenge anyone to improve on what you already tote.

But if you insist, i guess I can fit you in.

My sis in law had a boob reduction..

I suspect they really took brain cells..  LOL

I always tell women who desire bigger breasts to try rubbing toilette paper between them.........sure seems to work on their a$$es......